Sunday, December 18, 2011
Yes, bitches, I met a man and now I don't have time for your behinds! LOL Don't you hate chicks like that? They get a man and totally forget you exist. Well, turns out I'm one of them! Sorry, guys. Y'all know I have an addictive personality... no sense of moderation... pretty much O.D. on everything... which apparently includes relationships. Plus, you guys know I'm a workaholic... and I had some family issues... I just needed to take a break from youtube, though I didn't mean for the break to last this long! Luckily for you guys, I was raised with an unhealthy sense of guilt when I don't meet my obligations, so I'm going to wipe my guilt away by giving you a bunch of free stuff. First of all, everything will be purchased by me. I don't do "Sponsors." So this really will be *ME* thanking you for your support and encouraging you to push forward on whatever path you're on. Actually... umm... it may be you doing the purchasing! To be honest, I don't picture myself wrapping up a bunch of stuff and mailing it around the country. So I probably will showcase whatever I'm giving away in the video, but just mail you a Visa Gift Card or Money Order so you can buy it yourself. LOL Yes, that's tacky, but y'all should be used to my country behind by now. I'm going to make a quick video each week with a health tip and a product to give away. The only thing I ask of the recipient is that you please comment "I Won" on the video, so I can reply to it and have it show up on top. I should be home by Jan. 18 and plan to have the first video up Jan. 21.
Anyway, thanks for sticking with me, everyone. I have a bunch of new video ideas, books I've read, products I've tried, etc. I'm updating my website right now, but it will be completely redone later. I may shoot a quick video while I'm on vacation and post it. But if I don't, let me take the time now to wish you all "Happy Holidays" and I'll see you in 2012... wow... 2012.... sounds so spooky! LOL :)
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Video I'm Not a Crazy Person, I'm a Very Well Educated Person: Hilarious Argument on Metro North Railroad
I sent the video to Huffington Post, Tosh.0, Gawker, Yahoo, Barstools, and a few others, with my commentary to open a discussion on the issue of "Classism" in America. The original video had a different title, but the title of my article was, "I'm Not a Crazy Person, I'm a Very Well Educated Person: Hilarious Argument on Metro North Railroad." (As you guys know, I call everything "hilarious.") I woke up the next morning and the friggin video was EVERYWHERE! I googled my title, and tons of blogs picked up the story. The original video was removed, but a copy of the video, bearing my article's title, received over 2 million views in 1 day (that video has also been removed). Many copies are floating around, but if you haven't seen it, watch below. (If this video gets removed, just google my article's title.)
It's an important issue because unlike racism, sexism, ageism, etc., "classism" is universal. Regardless of who you are, what you look like, or where you live, you've most likely experienced someone looking down their nose, believing they possess some quality that makes them superior. Pretty much everyone would have a visceral reaction to witnessing a person assert their superiority based on their station in life. However, if I hurled the "N" word at a Caucasian, they wouldn't react; if I called a man a "tramp," he wouldn't be fazed; if I called a 14-year-old girl "a wrinkled hag," she wouldn't care. Classism, being a universal experience, makes it, curiously, an even greater social offense. It could open a conversation enabling many to empathize when witnessing other forms of discrimination. I was right (as usual... lol) because just viewing this brief display struck a worldwide nerve. Blogs all over from Gawker to Huffpo to Tosh.0 lit up with thousands of comments. The readers of Yahoo left over 16,000 comments and Anderson Cooper even added her to his "RidicuList":
Anyway, I said all this to say, I may open a second channel to do humorous social vlogs on issues other than weight/body image/product reviews. This isn't the first time blogs have picked up stories I've submitted, but this is definitely the most viral, and I've actually been feeling the pull to go in this direction for quite awhile. Also, vlog videos are much easier than my production videos, so I could have a more consistent YouTube presence. Plus, I'm pretty skilled at finding interesting stories and I think you all would enjoy my commentary. After all, do you know what schools I've been to and how well educated I am?
Sunday, May 1, 2011
ImpatientDieter Scar Series: http://EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
Well, as soon as I got rid of my chest scar, my gotdang eczema came back. Thankfully, it healed in record time again. I'm telling y'all who have eczema, DMSO & MSM combined with Visualization & Subliminal Messages is real next-level healing... but keep using that steroid cream if you want to! LOL I did that crap for years too.
Anyway, I'm recording daily video clips treating my scar and I'll post a monthly compilation. If you have scars you want to treat, you can follow my journey. In the next video, I'm going to show how light this new scar is in comparison to a new scar I have on my bewb. I was out in the back-water, uncivilized wilderness (otherwise known as North Florida), when some prehistoric bug somehow bit through my shirt, through my bra, and snacked on my bewb! I did not treat that bite with DMSO & MSM and you will see how dark that scar is in comparison to this new eczema scar that I've been treating since Day 1.
New Mom / Money Series
The number one email I'm getting is from people saying that they want to buy products but are short on funds. Either they're new moms, students, or just need to conserve money. So, I've wanted to do a New Mom Series for a while anyway (because you guys are huge supporters), and I'm going to show y'all an EASY WAY to earn a lot of side income just going to Thrift Stores and listing items on Alibris, Amazon, Ebay, Half. I did that years ago. Great for SAH Moms, students, part-time job for teens, or just side weekend income. There are some tips & tricks to maximize your earnings. There's a "Square Way" to do it and a "Grimy Way" to do it. I'll show y'all both -- but the more grimy you are, the more money you make.
They are coming, but let me first post my money series, so everyone can buy products and no one will feel left out.
1 Minute Health Tips
The shorter my videos, the more views they get. I'm going to try a little experiment to give you guys tips like I did in the early days... but keep my videos under 1 minute. We'll see how that goes... LOL
New Fashion Body Shots
I have tons of costumes I need to make videos for, but many of you are asking for just everyday fashion outfits. I'm not a "beauty" vlogger, but I realize that's what many of them do. First of all... YAWN-FEST... j/k. But seriously, the truth is I don't wear snazzy fashions; I've STILL just been schlepping! I know you guys think when you lose your weight you're going to walk around constantly dressed like Britney Spears... but let me let you in on a secret... the girls who dress that way, don't let a little think like "weight" stop them from dressing that way! LOL If you were going to be all hoochied out, you'd be dressing like that right now! Anyway, I did some shopping for sexy, everyday fashions, and I'll do an "Outfit Of The Week" once I get into a schedule.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Damn, ABC, why couldn't y'all show a clip of me looking half-way decent? Y'all mufuggas had to search through ancient videos of me looking a hot ass mess!
1. I did not do the 17-Day Diet.
2. This is only going to fuel my haters' rumors that I am a professional actress/model being paid to diet. Side note: notice how that is the only rumor I have NEVER denied! LOL If you haters truly believe I look like an actress or model... by all means feel free to continue believing that. In fact, I feel it is your duty to spread that rumor far and wide! LOL
Shout Out to CannonChirps for sending me the video; this gave me a much needed laugh! I won't forget you when I'm in Hollywood. :)
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
And yes, the old addage/caveat "be careful what you wish for" is DEFINITELY in full effect when practicing this manifestation technique. I, of course, wanted to more money... well with that comes MORE WORK. As y'all have seen, I am literally swamped/suffocated/buried by work, and more opportunities are constantly coming to me. Also, a friend of mine did this technique; he wanted romance. Well, he's now a father and forever tied to a woman he's not certain he wants to spend his life with. SO BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!
Also, this teacher, Barbara Hand Clow, mentioned that the "Holiday Season" would be particularly difficult to handle, because you will be on a different "Manifestation Seasonal Schedule" than everyone else around you. Umm... "difficult to handle" is the understatement of the year. At the risk of revealing the true wretched family member that I am, this holiday season was absolutely greuling for me.
But it certainly feels like a new beginning. Things are starting to settle and new projects are starting for me. Use the creative energies of this time to manifest your desires. Happy New Year! :)
**LOL! I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO. SORRY MY DELIVERY WAS SO STIFF BACK THEN!**
Free "Theatre of the Mind Podcast" with Barbara Hand Clow:
Listen to this & practice this technique during The Spring Equinox.
Manifestation & The Spring Equinox
**I'M REALLY BEHIND IN EMAILS. BEFORE WRITING, SEE IF YOUR QUESTION IS ANSWERED BELOW**
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! WOOOO! Yes, the Spring Equinox marks the true start of a new year. It's a new beginning; a fresh start; don't miss this opportunity! We are entering 3 months of deep creative energy. If you have experienced difficulty attaining your New Year's Goals year after year, try this spectacular technique for manifestation given by Mayan Elder, Barbara Hand Clow. Use the creative energies present right now to manifest your desires this year. This 3-month period is designated for beginning new projects. I lucked-up into it! I began my weight loss in May... thank goodness! And I most definitely reaped the benefits of all the creative energy present at this time. Plus prior to starting my plan, I was doing a ton of research right during this creative time period. Definitely take a listen; she explains each of the four "3-month periods" throughout the year & how each period is going to help you manifest your desires. Right now is the beginning of the 3 months of creation, where you start new projects, affirm your desires, & make your resolutions. Keep your eyes open to opportunities. Many things will begin coming to you now in order to manifest your desires. This is all kick-started when the Zodiac resets at the Spring Equinox.
WHEN IS THE SPRING EQUINOX?
It falls on March 20th or 21st each year. This year, it's March 20, 2011 at 23:21:00 Universal Time (UTC). It is different depending on Your Time Zone. For me, it is March 20th, 7:21 pm EDT, and I'm going to be meditating like a mug! Click Here to Convert 23:21:00 Universal Time (UTC) on March 20, 2011 to Your Time Zone: http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc
WHY IS THE SPRING EQUINOX IMPORTANT?
This marks the true "New Year." Many creative energies are present to help you achieve your goals that were not present when you tried to manifest them in January -- that's a different set of energy (she will explain). But now is the time to make your resolutions. Embrace the energy. Visualize, meditate, vibrate, create! Commit yourself. Believe in yourself. Believe in your creative power. Most of all: Believe it will work. Your life is created by your beliefs. The energies are here waiting to be used by you. Manifest Your Goal Body & Become an 11 in 2011! WOOO!
GO BACK TO DOING UNDERWEAR VIDEOS! I DON'T BELIEVE ALL THIS FRUITY, NEW AGE CRAP!
Yes, and that's working out so well for you isn't it?! There is nothing "New" about Astrology. The very atoms that make up your being were forged in stars; with such an intimate connection, perhaps it would behoove us to understand them a little, no? However, if what you're doing is working for you, by all means, keep doing it. As with everything in life, we all need to find our individual paths. Buuuttt... for a phenomenon as universal as "failed New Year's Resolutions," logic would suggest there must be a universal link. Many hard-working, dedicated, determined people fail year after year... the explanation could be as simple as the timing in which those resolutions are made. Wouldn't you like to find out? Can't hurt to give it a try. Oh, shut your trap & open your mind, you ole fuddy-duddy! Or you can continue your bland, boring, non-creative existence! I, however, will be rocking out with the energies March 20th! WOOO!
DO YOU HAVE MORE SUGGESTIONS FOR INSPIRATIONAL TEACHERS?
Yes. The problem is I am actually speaking in those videos and not twirling around in my underwear, so no one actually watches them. If you are interested in more videos like this one, please visit http://EasyWayShow.com/audiobooks.html and get enlightened teachers in your head!
Barbara Hand Clow: http://www.handclow2012.com
Interested in DMA? Catch Kelly Howell's interview with Robert Fritz here: http://www.brainsync.com/podcasts/search-podcasts/podcasts-by-date/170.html
She has the most intriguing guests; bookmark her site. Her Podcast introduced me to my (and your) Guru, Marc Allen! http://www.marcallen.com
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Saturday, February 5, 2011
Want to lose 5 to 20 pounds? Well, that's what the average person is carrying around right now in the form of waste in their colon. YUCK! Those of you who go days on end without a "movement," are doing damage to every system in your body... and you're on the road to doing a bad Elvis Presley impression. Not to mention, Colon Cancer is the 2nd leading killer cancer for Americans. We definitely need to get serious about our colon health.
Eleotin Cleanse: http://tinyurl.com/eleotincleanse
Impatient Dieter Colon Cleanse Product Review Series
In this series, I will be reviewing colon cleansing products & fiber supplements. Time to clear out that "dead weight" & become 11s in 2011! :)
I began with the most expensive product, Eleotin Cleanse & Detox. My full product review will come next month. So far, I am very impressed. I did not expect such a huge "effect" because I do eat pretty healthfully. However, this cleanse is extraordinary. I cannot say enough good things about it, and almost everything about their business is perfect: great product, nice website, lightning-fast shipping (I didn't even choose express shipping). However, should you need to correspond with them, that is their one negative strike. I will warn their email response time is exceptionally slow. Full review next month.
Metamucil Fiber Cinnamon Spice Fiber Wafers Review
One word: delicious! I showed them, but had to edit that section out due to the video's length. Now please note, along with being a cleanse, Eleotin HAS FIBER in it. I'm stressing that, because if you take in too much fiber, you will experience the exact opposite effect of what you desire from a cleanse. You will become extremely bloated & "backed up." Fiber is in all plant foods. So be very conscious of the amount of fiber you're taking in through your diet, should you decide to do this cleanse.
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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
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Fat Head DVD: http://www.fathead-movie.com/FatHeadDVD.html
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Like the rest of the world, I am absolutely enamored with Ted Williams. He's had two years clean, has been given an amazing chance at redemption, and is planning to rebuild his life. Why am I bringing him up? Because he has a toxic beast in his life who, if he does not get away from, will most certainly drive him to use within a month: His "Mother." I can look past a lot. I can look past the AP interview where instead of being appreciative her homeless son was discovered and would finally get off the streets, she instead donned a fur coat, recounted all of his past failures, and said how embarassed she was. I can look past the tearless, hugless, repitilian "welcome home" she gave her own child after a 20-yr separation, greeting him with the words "Don't disappoint me," and making continuous comments about his physical appearance. What I cannot look past is the interview below, where this narcissistic, self-absorbed, appearance-obsessed "mother" repeatedly shakes her head and makes it crystal clear that she values the opinions of others far more than the welfare, safety, and future success of her own damn child. I'm so hot right now... seething after watching the video below. Please, please hear me: you have THE WORST addiction there is because you can never walk away from food; therefore, this is THE ONLY addiction you are forced to overcome. If you are struggling to overcome this addiction, and you have someone like this in your life who continuously states they have no faith in you, is downright flippant about your future success, and is more obsessed with their own image in the eyes of the world than your health... GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THOSE TOXIC PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
*DIVA TANTRUM ALERT*
If one more person asks me where they can find product links, I'm petitioning Youtube to require an IQ Test! Seriously? I have a tiny block of time to answer mail & I'm months behind; dammit man, I don't have the time for this nonsense. If you can't find my product links, after I've spent hours creating my videos and inserted large finger graphics pointing toward the links... UNSUBSCRIBE!
My email is to be used only for the following 4 purposes:
1. Telling me how great I am;
2. Telling me what an inspiration I am;
3. Telling me how fabulous I look;
4. Clever, original, humorous hate mail. (No duds please. Haters, I'm a Boss Bitch with Brains, Beauty, and Booty; step your troll game up accordingly.)
Almost anything else you can possibly think to ask has been answered on a 24-page website or in 141 friggin videos.
*NOW RETURNING TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOTES*
Welcome to ImpatientDieter's Anti-Aging Series. Clearly, Impatient Dieter is becoming a cranky old bag. Follow this spinster attempt to reverse her aging process & onery disposition. For links to all products and more info on my regimen, visit the link above.
Subliminal Messages: Your subconscious controls 95-99% of everything you do. Replace your tired, stifling, negative programs with positive, life-giving, creative ones. Visualization: See it in your mind; manifest it in your life.
Z90X Weight Loss Routine: http://EasyWayShow.com/exercise.html
Type Z Toning: http://EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Callan Pinckney is a Beast! I luv her! Follow my progress using Callanetics and Compression Suits.
COLOSTRUM & ANTLER VELVET:
Many brands! I'll review them; you decide what's best for you. The ones I'm taking are $22 & I've never had more energy!
Again, credit to Daniel Vitalis for his teachings on Colostrum & Antler Velvet. Time for Real Talk: I love all you subscribers & I understand many of you raw foodists have issues with him, but I'm personally a fan. Controversial or not, Daniel Vitalis is an unparalleled source of research, powerhouse speaker & phenomenal motivator. I love all his teachings... except that water malarkey. As a germaphobe, R.O. Water trumps Spring Water; getting water out of a random stream or pool is straight filthy. But everything else, I'm right with him. I find him to be a well-read, honorable figure. I tried unsuccessfully to get in contact with that *ahem* "conscious promoter" of his so I could use some video clips to address your guys' questions/concerns/dislikes, because I want y'all to feel as confident in his message as I do--but whatever, forget her. Daniel is a spectacular teacher to follow; strong character; courageously pioneering a new path; engaging speaker; killer tats; individual style; looks like he's rapping when he talks. I put him on the same level as Philip McCluskey, and y'all know how much I love him. Phillip is a King & together, they're the best examples for us on Youtube. Obviously, if you're watching my videos, you aren't the picture of perfect health. Anyone can be a critic & cast stones. I've researched the Raw Teachers many of you believe I should be promoting instead; and guess what, Daniel is right: a lot of what they teach is NOT supported by research, which is why they NEVER reference any when they speak. I've never seen such a thing! These people post videos all over telling you what to put in your body & don't cite a single source; a Jr. High Speech & Debate Team doesn't do that! The only thing the other raw teachers have that Daniel doesn't are professional promoters. With the right PR, Daniel would be on TV & you would be telling stories about how you met him at a raggedy coffee house once. Bottom line: I'll continue to present folks who are good compasses for us. Daniel Vitalis & Phillip McCluskey are hands-down leaders of the pack; there isn't a soul on YouTube who has accomplished as much or lived the lives they have. Subscribe to them: "DanielVitalis" & "LovingRaw". I'll be referencing them a lot in the coming year.
Many for 2011. CellFood Skin Gel & Super Skin Serum are incredible! Can't believe how my laugh line diminished. Can't wait to do 30-day update.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Friday, October 1, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
My Subliminal Messages Series: EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Anyway, I have a pretty addictive personality. Typically, I express mine by being a workaholic, but I started listening to the Win The Lottery Subliminal Album and had a fabulous run at Bingo one night! Now, this would be great for a "balanced personality," but for an "addictive-type" like myself, well... I quickly went from being a casual, once-every-few-months Bingo player to being a twice-a-week addict! Me and my new-found Senior Citizen Besties were the first to arrive and the last to leave. Anyway, after a few weeks of this nonsense, I decided last week that I needed to break my habit and I tweeted to you guys that I wasn't going last weekend... but I play my Subliminal Albums Playlist in the background constantly. Well, in Florida, we have the lottery twice a week: Wednesday and Saturday. I don't play the "real" lottery; I just play Bingo... hey, it's a Florida thing. But anyway, I had the strong urge to buy a real lottery ticket yesterday... AND I WON... well not the jackpot, but I got half of the numbers, plus I got the "Xtra Draw," so I won $25 biggins (see the video below). I'm telling you guys, I am attracting money all over the place! Now, granted, it wasn't the big one... but hey, that's $25 Bucks! WOOOOO! What sucks is, I got half the numbers... so why don't I get half the $15 million? lolz
Anyway, Plain and Simple: Their Subliminal Messages Rock!
They have everything from "Attract Money in Abundance" to "Win The Lottery" to "Change Your Beliefs About Money". I'm going to give you guys my reviews of all during this series. I'm so happy... my ticket was half-full! WOOOO!
My Subliminal Messages Series: EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
Thursday, August 19, 2010
And... wait a second... I have been attracting money for you guys too! For everyone interested in getting a heavy-duty latex compression suit, I have been in contact with this fabulous company who is offering Total Body Compression Suits With Latex for only $30! Yes, the latex ones... $30. They offer a bunch of others too that I ordered -- some that are hard-core like the Body Magic (with a hook-and-eye closure underneath the zipper), and they even have some that come with booty pads! lolz Now seeing me with booty pads is going to be friggin' hilarious! Y'all don't want to miss this series. They even have some that make your boobs look bigger. Anyway, we'll discuss them all in my Compression Suit Series, starting in a few days -- this is gonna be A LOT of fun. View my Compression Suit Page for details.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Hey Canadian Viewers! Just a quick favor. There is a fabulous, Inspirational Teacher and Coach who has supported me from Day One of my journey! Her name is Natalie and her positive life energy is truly out of this world! Like many of you, she is a mother and she has entered a Canadian Mom Entrepreneur Contest that would not only change her and her children's lives, but enable her to expand her business and change the lives of many others. She deserves to win! Please take 5 minutes out of your day to share your love and light by simply casting a vote for her. Since Voters will also be entered to win Canadian monetary prizes, you must be a Canadian Resident to vote (so if you have a friend or relative in Canada, please ask them to do so... you guys are my only Canadian friends, so I'm asking you! :) It's a Quick, Easy, Type Z Way for us to get some more light in this world... ehh!
PLEASE VOTE FOR NATALIE HERE:
Thanks guys! Luv y'all! :)
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
This is my first interactive post! Read the column on the left & play the short videos on the right.
I am testing out Youtube's new "Private/Unlisted" video setting. LOL
So, I keep a basket of items to return to the store, next to my front door. This basket is comically referred to as my "Return Basket," but is in fact my "Goodie Basket." My friends can always look forward to leaving with random loot, because I never actually return anything to stores. In fact, everyone from plumbers to air conditioning repair men have benefitted from my "Return Basket"; everyone, that is, except me... until now! This weekend, my guests were instead greeted by a basket that looked like this...
Much to their chagrin, everything was returned... well almost everything... I didn't return that horrid Gillette Fusion ProGlide. Even though the lady told me over the phone I could. I don't know, I just felt weird walking in there with a razor I already used! It's been in the bathtub with me; it's seen my boobs! Anyway, as a side note: If you can find one, the Gillette Mach 3 Power--it's the green one--which I have owned since 2005, is truly what's up. That dreadful Gillette Fusion is NOT!
Anyway with my returns, I scored a cool $110... and these are my receipts to prove it. These are all Walmart receipts, but I folded over the address section because I live in rural Florida, and I don't want to run into any of you there... you've seen my boobs! LOL Anyway, as a side note: most of Florida is rural as hell. Those of you who expect to see Mickey Mouse and Voluptuous, Will Smith-type, Miami Senoritas everywhere, will be sorely surprised when you come here and meet us "Real Ones!"
|Anyway, if you aren't certain, there are in fact 5 ways to tell if you live in country-ass, rural Florida...|
You have HomeDepot, Lowes & TractorSupply, but no Gaps
So what was my inspiration to make myself richer? Well, as you guys know, I have been listening to Attract Money In Abundance Subliminal Messages, and I've been getting this strong urge to at least calculate up how much money I just pretty much throw away. I justify my "Goodie Basket" with, "oh, but I'm giving stuff away..." In reality, it is an act of not valuing yourself and your own needs.
So, I decided to take her advice. I called ahead of time to warn them I had a basket full of items and receipts. They laughed and told me to bring it in. Thanks to Ms. Linda Eaves' wisdom & encouragement, I'm $110 richer today... well a few Miami Male Review Strippers are... just kidding! Anyway, everyone check her out and support Youtube-grown teachers. She's 146 lbs lighter and a fabulous teacher specializing in... well... everything!!! And from puppies, to karaoke, to home painting, she welcomes you to join in and enjoy her exciting life journey. Don't miss her new Series "52 Ways To Be Your Lover!" :)
GUEST HOST: youtube.com/AllAboutTheContent
Thursday, July 29, 2010
She believes that the word "Should" needs to be removed from the language. Whenever you say "Should" you are in effect saying "wrong"... "you're wrong." Making yourself wrong is not empowering. It keeps you stuck, trapped, in a vicious circle. When you make yourself wrong, you attract more and more instances of you being wrong. You never get out. You stay stuck and repeat your patterns over and over, because you are bad... you are wrong. (Does this sound like your Weight Loss Journey?) She believes the word "Could" needs to replace "Should." "Could" gives you Choice. "Could" gives you Power. Instead of saying "I should... do this or that," say: "If I really wanted to, I could... do this or that." So anyway, she has her clients make a "Should List": a list of all the things you "Should be doing" or "Should have done." She then has them read each one aloud, but instead of saying "Should" they must begin each item with "If I really wanted to, I could..." This puts a whole new energy on it. And after each of these statements they read aloud, she gently asks them, "Why haven't you?" The answer is ALWAYS the same... it may take a while to get to it... but the answer is always the same: "Because I don't deserve it"... "Because I'm not worthy"... "Because I'm not good enough"... that is always what lies at the core of every problem, people. I am typing this at 5:00am because I just went through a slew of "Half-the-year-is-over-and-I-SHOULD-have-lost-weight" emails (yes, I'm 2 months behind in emails! LOL) Anyway, people, your language HAS POWER. Words HAVE POWER. Sound is literally a wave of POWER. "Should" cripples you. It removes your power. Replace it with "Could"... if I really wanted to exercise today, I could... if I really wanted to get this weight off, I could... if I really wanted to become a 10, I could. So everyone: Make your "Should List"... Replace it with "Could"... Then gently ask yourself, "Why haven't you?"
Saturday, July 17, 2010
This video is a month old. Sorry guys. Been slowly editing it for a damn month. It has been completed for a week, but due to all of the different clips, skintone, graphics, length, etc., I can't get the thing to output in high res like my Mind Series. Anyway, the last time you saw the tightness of my skin and "My Situation" was this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1oREvzZuM (Loose Skin & Stretch Marks - Impatient Dieter's Secret! 10 in 2010 Liquid Diet Weight Loss) shot on piece of $%, poor-excuse for a camera. This video was shot on a high quality camera, from 100 different angles, in high res... and after all that... EPIC FAIL and I was lookin good too! Anyway, introductory videos for my "Body & Skin" Series will be uploaded this week. Working on the following web pages now:
SCAR DIMINISHING SERIES
"My Bad Situation" (eczema) is all healed now. I cannot stress what an amazing accomplishment that is. My outbreaks last for months on end and are EXTREMELY resistant to treatment. My chest outbreaks were so resistant my dermatologist performed a biopsy to ensure I only had eczema and not a more serious condition (I show you the keloid from that biopsy in the introductory video). I have NOT visited my dermatologist for this outbreak on my back... to be completely honest, I would have seen him if my insane schedule would have allowed it. REPEAT: I did NOT intentionally avoid the dermatologist to "test out my alternative treatment"; however, my healing is 100% the result of Visualization, LOA Subliminal Messages, DMSO, & MSM Lotion; I haven't had ANY medical intervention. I discuss this in my Scar Series. Now diminishing that huge scar is foremost on my Goal List!
STRETCH MARKS SERIES
Monthly showcase of prepping skin with DMSO & applying the following products to treat my stretch marks: MSM Lotion, Shea Butter, Trilastin, & elastiCUR Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy.
Monthly showcase of using anti-aging supplements, as well as prepping my skin with DMSO applying facial creams.
COMPRESSION SUITS SERIES
Monthly showcase of Type Z Toning! Wearing on the treadmill and while I sleep. I'll explain why they work so well and record my progress.
SKIN TIGHTENING SERIES
With my new MSM regimen, my skin is tighter every day... and I'm giddy with excitement at having real-life haters! WOOOOO! (You Youtube haters blow in comparison!)
HOT HOLIDAY BODY SHOT SERIES
Obviously, most sexy costumes are two-piece. The reason the ones I filmed are one-piece was because I wasn't certain if I was going to share my eczema with you guys. I'm stepping way out of my comfort zone. Even though I filmed my eczema, I had second thoughts about it. But as time went by and my Twitterers kept requesting a body shot, I decided I would bare all... probably why I've been subconsciously dragging my feet on editing. And the reason I look raggedier & raggedier with each outfit is because I had to take frequent breaks while filming. Why? Well, I get those lovely hives whenever I have an eczema flare-up. If you've never had hives, fly home tonight and kiss your mother. They are the absolute worst affliction and the sure sign you must have been a Nazi or something in a former life. My welts come sporadically all day and go away within about 20 min, but I definitely didn't want red welts all over my boobs & booty preserved for all eternity! And a final note: I wasn't intentionally sticking my chest out! I didn't realize I was doing that! LOL I look like a 12-yr-old who just got her boobs! And Harry Potter will be worn to celebrate the release of Deathly Hallows. It's my fav, but might get converted to a 2-piece because it is SHORT AS HELL! Links to all outfits will be on my site.
MAKE YOUR HOUSE A NO-SHOE ZONE!
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like for you to make your home a No-Shoe Zone! Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy f-ing shoes! Thank you! More to come about that. You Americans need to cut that sh*t out. It's unsanitary and repulsive!
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Fast forward to about 3 weeks later. OK, I don't answer anything that says "Private"... even though I know some of my friends' calls come through that way on my cell... and I'm kind of a slacker when it comes to playing my voicemails too... I'm horrible people... especially since I went into hibernation trying to learn friggin Photoshop & Flash... trust me, you would all hate me IRL! Anyway, so he shows up at my door and says, "Take this crap back! What the hell is on that?! That is some scarey sh*t!" I'm like, "What happened?" He proceeds to go into this comedy routine about how the makers of these subliminal messages are going to be sued! He's telling me about how he didn't really notice anything at first, but now he can't go through a Walmart checkout line without 75-year-old women riding shopping buggies, telling him how good he smells. I was on the floor, literally rolling around. He's telling me all these stories of what has happened to him in past 3 weeks... most of which I can't repeat in this forum... women standing too close, grinning all up in his grill, rubbing up on him, hovering over him. He's like, "I've been calling your hermit ass to tell you about this... it's like, damn, get these women off me... Now, do they warn you that these don't just work on the women you want?" I'm like, "The women aren't listening to them... it's YOU that's different! Those are the women YOU are attracting! Those are the ones YOU want!" He's like, "Well, I definitely don't want the K-mart cashier with the lazy eye, staring at me with her good eye and barely able to bag my stuff with the other!" I'm like, "Well that must be what you unconsciously believe you deserve. You need to listen to some different messages on self-esteem so you can raise your energy vibration and attract those..." He cuts me off, "HELL NO! I'm not listening to any more of your freaky-ass crap!" I'm like, "I told your behind! I would NEVER IN LIFE listen to attraction subliminal messages! I KNOW what kind of freaks I would attract!"
So anyway, people, let this be a cautionary tale. Make sure you guys are VERY selective with the subliminal messages you download from that site. They are no joke! The weight loss ones are very powerful and I love them (plus, I've been getting great feedback from y'all on them)... BUUUUUTTTT... about the others... Subliminal Messages are nothing to play with; they are implanted DIRECTLY in your subconscious mind. BE CAREFUL with the messages you download from that site. Read the Scripts... Read the FAQs... and for most of you women, I would suggest that you stick to ONLY the weight loss messages for now... especially after reading all your "I hate myself, low self-esteem" emails... Lordamercy, the kind of men y'all would attract! Stick to the weight loss and diet messages and then I'll post some other videos, and we'll discuss graduating to some of the other messages! OK, Love Y'all! :)
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Monday, May 31, 2010
Anyway, all 5 of my videos with flash animation have been uploaded. I'll embed them below, but I plan to organize them with notes on a new page of my website: www.EasyWayShow.com/Success.html.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
OK... So, I was listening to one of Marc Allen's archived teleconferences (http://marcallen.com/teleconferences.php), when his assistant read this:
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do."
-- "A Return to Love" by Marianne Williamson
To be quite honest I sooooo DID NOT feel "A Course in Miracles." Maybe it was the wrong time in my life; maybe it's her hard-core personality; just something about Marianne Williamson did not connect with me... still doesn't. But I always give credit where credit is due and that is absolutely one of the most brilliant quotes I have ever heard in my life. Literally stopped me in my tracks. And I'm quite certain I've even heard that actual teleconference before... but it was just so timely to hear it now when I'm working on these "mind" videos.
Now, let me stress, there is nothing "religious" about her quotation. "God" just means whatever "God" is to you. Whether it be Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, Mohammed, Tao, Source, Energy, Light, The Universe... whatever it is to you... whatever you call "It." You all believe something... even Atheists... you recognize something got you here... something had to create you, even if you believe it is evolution... so interchange "God" with "15 Billion Years of Evolution." Surely you don't believe after 15 billion years of evolution you should be a slave to a food addiction, self-sabatoging, playing small, feeling unworthy... unworthy after 15 Billion Years?! Impossible! So please interchange the word "God" with whatever "God" is to you. Luv y'all! See y'all soon! :)
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
1. Mirror Work (Looking yourself in the eyes and saying "I Love You" every morning)
2. Looking at Your Goals Every Morning (I watch a Powerpoint slide show during Meditation)
3. Vibrating Meditation (Morning & Evening plus a special trick I use to literally vibrate)
4. Gratitude Journal (Just typing 5 quick things at the end of the day--gratitude attracts success)
5. Subliminal Recordings (I listen to these as I sleep -- and yes, they work wonders)
That's it. All Very Type Z. If all my Subscribers did just those 5 things everyday for a month... 3,900 people doing that... WHEEEW! FORGET ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT -- THE FRIGGIN' EARTH WOULD MOVE! But what I'm really hearing from people is many lack a sense of worthiness... they self-sabatoge in the final lap... they don't feel they deserve to be beautiful... they don't feel they deserve their own time... they truly believe all of the negativity that has been shoved down their throats by people who had negativity shoved down their throats. We're all victims of victims. But to end the our addiction, we have to release all that negativity. To get to your Goal Body, you must begin with Self-Love.
You have the worst addiction there is. If you were a crack-head, meth-head, coke-head... you could walk away and never look at the stuff again. But you can never walk away from your drug... NEVER. You have to face your drug every day, repeatedly, and not indulge in it. How successful would a recovering alcoholic be who had to drink just a swig of liquor each day? Or a recovering addict, who had to shoot just a little heroin. Or Snoop Dogg just taking a puff of marijuanna? You have THE WORST addiction because you can never walk away from it as long as you live... you truly have no choice but to recover from it. So I feel I need to at least just put these videos out, especially right now when the creative energies are so strong and you guys are revved up to get this weight off... and then we can move onto more superficial stuff like stretch marks and eyelash growers!
So bear with me. New videos are coming. Just want them edited nicely and you guys know what a perfectionist I am! :)
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
For information on my MSM Series, as well as all of the products I am testing during my 10 in 2010 Series, please visit my Beauty Page at www.EasyWayShow.com/beauty.html.
Friday, March 19, 2010
The Spring Equinox is at 17:32 Universal Time (UTC). Click Here to Convert 17:32 Universal Time (UTC) on March 20, 2010 to Your Time Zone: http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc
Happy Meditating and Manifesting Everyone! WOOOOO!
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Anyway, on the podcast, Barbara is talking about how things just don't really line up for creating new projects during the Winter and especially during December and January. During that time, you're supposed to deepen and reflect back on what you've already been creating; and all your efforts to start new things are typically frustrated. Well, late last year was a hot mess for me! I wanted to start my show around November and had a series of family-related issues... in addition to always being behind with work... ufgh, it was just a mess. Then I thought, well I'll start it by Christmas... umm... Christmas came and went, son! I was still playing catch up and definitely did not have time to get myself together, get my website together, and get my show together.
As an aside, what's hilarious is I would still periodically log on to my email during that time and people would always begin their letters telling me how ridiculously busy they were, that they had all this holiday stuff going on in their lives, they were busy at work, busy with kids, busy with travel, they were so busy, they didn't even have time to think... and then proceed to ask, "So I'm waiting for your next video, I keep checking, when are you going to do it?" Oh, so your happy ass is allowed to have a life, but I'm not!
Anyway, so I begin researching for Spring Aligners, because my overbite is something I've wanted corrected my whole life. I'm totally planning for that to be my come-back video after Thanksgiving. Then I bite into something, crack a tooth, visit the dentist, and low and behold I need all this dental work before I can even get to an orthodontist to get the Spring Aligners. I had no idea my teeth were so bad.
I started wearing my compression suit, but because I prefer to sleep... umm... disrobed... au naturale... I couldn't get into the habit of wearing it every night. So I have to restart that series.
I did a whole booty short series, to document me getting into some booty shorts I bought. Then I went through one of my hard-core cleaning fits in December... and I think I threw them out! LOL They looked like a little dusty, old blue rag and in my mind's eye, I think I remember throwing them away! I can't find them anywhere! LOL
I wanted my relatives to do my hair in December, but they wanted to hack so much of it off because of the damage, and because they're all into modern styling... I just said, forget that... I'll do it myself! I don't want it tamed and cut into a modern style. How boring! I like big, poofy, 1975, Diana Ross hair. Does anything about me strike you as someone who gives a sh!# about fitting in?!
I start filming for my Rapidlash series and I kept forgetting to document the date. So I have a "Week 1" clip and several subsequent clips, but I have no proof of the date, so I have to restart that series.
Really cool things were happening that I didn't document because I was too distracted to even notice... such as my chest scar disappearing. Thank goodness I have those early talking videos that none of you watched! So at least I have those for my MSM Series.
Anyway, it was just one disconnect after another. I just "couldn't get out the blocks" when it came to this friggin show! Just one frustration after another. Even once the new year began... still extremely busy... overworked... nothing is working. Then along comes Barbara Hand Clow's teaching on the Spring Equinox, and literally, like magic, like a light switch got flipped, everything is lining up... the friggin clouds parted... beams of sunlight... the angel chorus... it's all coming together now! Now maybe that is because of my shift in thinking and thus the energies I'm attracting right now... but the more I research the Spring Equinox and ancient practices, I tend to lean toward the teaching that Barbara Hand Clow is giving. This was always celebrated as the start of a new year. I feel it in my being and I am living the fact that this is truly the time that is designated for the birthing of new things... fresh ideas... new projects... it's all true. Everything that is happening is too much of a coincidence. Spring really is the true start of a new year.
So anyway, I said all this to say, please be on the look out for the things you are attracting that are going to help you manifest your intentions this year. Many things will be coming to you during this creative period. Luv y'all! 10 in 2010! You can do it! WOOOOO! :)
Monday, March 15, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Caveat: As always, please speak with your doctors; don't just repeat what I do. I'm not a doctor -- I'm a germaphobe psycho! :)
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Let's manifest our Goal Body Everyone! I love you all! WOOOOO!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
I've used the MSM Soap for years and I recently began taking the MSM capsule supplements and using the MSM cream. This will be an ongoing series on my new "Beauty Dilemmas" Page of my web site. For links to the specific products I use, information on MSM, and testimonial links visit www.EasyWayShow.com/beauty.html. These are my personal results on my MSM Journey, and all products I use & showcase have been paid for by me.