YAAAY! MONEY! WOOOO!

OK, as you guys know, my orthodontist is correcting my overbite with retainers. My teeth are looking great -- only a few more months left to go -- video coming next week. Anyway, I was brushing my teeth when I heard something fall... a light "click" sound on the floor. I was in a rush and wasn't paying attention, when suddenly my foot crunched something. I looked down, and it was my top retainer! UUUUGGHHH!! So I visited my orthodontist's office and was told by his assistants it would cost me $300 to get a replacement and would set back my "Operation Buck Teeth" for one month while they ordered a new one. Well, as you guys know, I have been listening to Law of Attraction Subliminal Messages, one of which is this --> Attract Money. For some odd reason, I handed the assistant my retainer before leaving because I didn't know if they needed it for comparison or something when the new one came in. She gave me her typical condescending grin--ufgh... I don't like those chicks! Anyway, my orthodontist is a friggin genius. He had his office call me in the afternoon to say he looked at it and he might be able to simply repair it. So yesterday, I was presented with this (see the video below). You can still see the crack down the center, but that's just because the acrylic is translucent. Anyway, he repaired it by adding acrylic over the top and bottom... SAVING ME $300 BIGGINS, SON! WOOOOO! I'm telling you guys, I have been attracting money all over the place! These Subliminal Messages Rock! I have also been listening to the "Win The Lottery" Messages and I would brag about my Bingo winnings but I had to back off of going... I was becoming a bit of an addict... I was arriving there even before the old people in wheelchairs... plus I'm loud as hell and they all wear hearing aids... my "WOOO"s don't go over well at all!

And... wait a second... I have been attracting money for you guys too! For everyone interested in getting a heavy-duty latex compression suit, I have been in contact with this fabulous company who is offering Total Body Compression Suits With Latex for only $30! Yes, the latex ones... $30. They offer a bunch of others too that I ordered -- some that are hard-core like the Body Magic (with a hook-and-eye closure underneath the zipper), and they even have some that come with booty pads! lolz Now seeing me with booty pads is going to be friggin' hilarious! Y'all don't want to miss this series. They even have some that make your boobs look bigger. Anyway, we'll discuss them all in my Compression Suit Series, starting in a few days -- this is gonna be A LOT of fun. View my Compression Suit Page for details.

"Should" vs. "Could"

If you have spent the $5 to download Louise Hay's, "You Can Heal Your Life" Audiobook, you may have been struck by her "Should" vs. "Could" teaching. It's waaaay too early in the morning, so I'm not going to re-state her teaching accurately, but it goes like this:
She believes that the word "Should" needs to be removed from the language. Whenever you say "Should" you are in effect saying "wrong"... "you're wrong." Making yourself wrong is not empowering. It keeps you stuck, trapped, in a vicious circle. When you make yourself wrong, you attract more and more instances of you being wrong. You never get out. You stay stuck and repeat your patterns over and over, because you are bad... you are wrong. (Does this sound like your Weight Loss Journey?) She believes the word "Could" needs to replace "Should." "Could" gives you Choice. "Could" gives you Power. Instead of saying "I should... do this or that," say: "If I really wanted to, I could... do this or that." So anyway, she has her clients make a "Should List": a list of all the things you "Should be doing" or "Should have done." She then has them read each one aloud, but instead of saying "Should" they must begin each item with "If I really wanted to, I could..." This puts a whole new energy on it. And after each of these statements they read aloud, she gently asks them, "Why haven't you?" The answer is ALWAYS the same... it may take a while to get to it... but the answer is always the same: "Because I don't deserve it"... "Because I'm not worthy"... "Because I'm not good enough"... that is always what lies at the core of every problem, people. I am typing this at 5:00am because I just went through a slew of "Half-the-year-is-over-and-I-SHOULD-have-lost-weight" emails (yes, I'm 2 months behind in emails! LOL) Anyway, people, your language HAS POWER. Words HAVE POWER. Sound is literally a wave of POWER. "Should" cripples you. It removes your power. Replace it with "Could"... if I really wanted to exercise today, I could... if I really wanted to get this weight off, I could... if I really wanted to become a 10, I could. So everyone: Make your "Should List"... Replace it with "Could"... Then gently ask yourself, "Why haven't you?"

Texas Representing!

Get It, Girl! You look amazing! I'm so proud of you! :)

I'm Speechless... That Takes A Lot

I'll post a Text Video either tonight or tomorrow, but figured I'd Blog now.
OK... So, I was listening to one of Marc Allen's archived teleconferences (http://marcallen.com/teleconferences.php), when his assistant read this:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do."
-- "A Return to Love" by Marianne Williamson

To be quite honest I sooooo DID NOT feel "A Course in Miracles." Maybe it was the wrong time in my life; maybe it's her hard-core personality; just something about Marianne Williamson did not connect with me... still doesn't. But I always give credit where credit is due and that is absolutely one of the most brilliant quotes I have ever heard in my life. Literally stopped me in my tracks. And I'm quite certain I've even heard that actual teleconference before... but it was just so timely to hear it now when I'm working on these "mind" videos.

Now, let me stress, there is nothing "religious" about her quotation. "God" just means whatever "God" is to you. Whether it be Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, Mohammed, Tao, Source, Energy, Light, The Universe... whatever it is to you... whatever you call "It." You all believe something... even Atheists... you recognize something got you here... something had to create you, even if you believe it is evolution... so interchange "God" with "15 Billion Years of Evolution." Surely you don't believe after 15 billion years of evolution you should be a slave to a food addiction, self-sabatoging, playing small, feeling unworthy... unworthy after 15 Billion Years?! Impossible! So please interchange the word "God" with whatever "God" is to you. Luv y'all! See y'all soon! :)

MSM Lotion - An Alternative I'll Test

OK, enough of you have complained! I guess the MSM Soap is too expensive for many of you. OK, let's recap: I said that I use it because of ALLERGIES; the beauty benefits of preventing stretch marks and loose skin were just an unexpected and pleasant side effect. Therefore, those of you who do not have allergies, may not necessarily need the soap to see fabulous results. So I am including a more affordable MSM Lotion in my testing series. It is the strongest formulation available on the market today, and at only $9 for a large 8 oz bottle, it's probably cheaper than the Bath & Body Works lotion you are using right now! I cannot do much better than this people. I will showcase my results using it in upcoming videos.

For information on my MSM Series, as well as all of the products I am testing during my 10 in 2010 Series, please visit my Beauty Page at www.EasyWayShow.com/beauty.html.

Spring Equinox Tomorrow!

Hey everyone! Don't forget the Spring Equinox tomorrow! Definitely give Barbara Hand Clow's Manifestation Meditative Technique a try this year to manifest your dreams (http://tinyurl.com/MarEquinox).

The Spring Equinox is at 17:32 Universal Time (UTC). Click Here to Convert 17:32 Universal Time (UTC) on March 20, 2010 to Your Time Zone: http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc

Happy Meditating and Manifesting Everyone! WOOOOO!

My Vanishing Scar!

OMG! I'm supposed to be working but I have to blog! LOL I just noticed that the scar (left from my evil, vicious eczema attacks) on my chest has damn-near vanished! OK, normal people with eczema get flare ups in inconspicuous places: behind their knees, ankles, under their arms, etc. Of course, nothing about me is normal, so my eczema flares up right on my chest to broadcast to the world that I have a skin disorder! Well, I haven't had a flare up in a really long time, but the scar has just always been a part of my life. It's in my brother's wedding video; it's in my vacation pictures; it's basically my "Plus One" to every event! LOL Anyway, I look in the mirror, and damn thing is almost gone. OK, I can't make this up people! Look at my early talking videos... yes, the "talking" ones... y'know, the ones no one ever watch... well, look under my chin and you will see a dark scar that is on my chest. Well look at my most recent videos... IT'S AMOST GONE! This should be a testament to the fact that I am not vain in the slightest. I never even noticed it was going away! But let me also point out, this is from *EXTREMELY EXCESSIVE* MSM Soap use. As I specify on my Schedule Page, I was bathing 3 times per day (actually some days 4, but I didn't want to seem completely psycho). Anyway, now I'm going to pay attention and video tape that scar in particular. I also use the MSM cream now and take the supplement as well. So now my videos will show the effects of a combination of all of that. Anyway, back to work! I'm just so excited! AAAAAHHHHHH! I love getting those kinds of surprises! :)
Caveat: As always, please speak with your doctors; don't just repeat what I do. I'm not a doctor -- I'm a germaphobe psycho! :)

Manifestation & March Equinox

YES, YES, YES! March 20th is vital for manifestation! I love Kelly Howell! Please everyone, listen to the first 10 minutes of this podcast and try this proven technique! http://tinyurl.com/MarEquinox

Let's manifest our Goal Body Everyone! I love you all! WOOOOO!

Finally Finished Next Video

I was going crazy with the editing! I really took the editing to the extreme. The thing is, unless you know all the time that goes into making little things move, it just looks like any old random video! LOL I'm sure all my subscribers are thinking, "What the hell took her so long?" LOL Anyway, I'll probably have it up "Public" for everyone tomorrow. I'm taking down the video page on my site to make room for the "Beauty Dilemmas" Page. Everyone can see all my videos on my youtube channel anyway, so I really don't need that page on my site. Anyway, everytime I want to whine about how long it takes to edit my videos, I look at DeStorm's channel and I shut my face! This is my favorite video of his. I want to eventually do something like this! Now this is friggin' video editing!

Congrats Impatient Dieters!

AAAAHHHH! Everyone is doing soooo well on their diet programs! WOOOOOOO!! Wow, thanks for all the updates guys. I really do appreciate that! I never knew so few mothers taught their children the phrase "Thank you" until I started vlogging! Anyway, I PROMISE to have this next video up either tonight or tomorrow. I'm working so friggin' hard on it right now! I'm such a perfectionist. I just want it to be edited perfectly... especially since I'm featuring Philip McCluskey! He's such a friggin' guru! Alright, let me get back cracking, but thank you sooo much everyone for keeping me posted on your progress. It really keeps my spirits high! :) Anyway, have you guys ever watched the youtube channel, failblog? They're hilarious! Check them out. Here's a special Valentine's Day one:

Celebrating Holidays Impatient Dieter Style!

Ummm... why is every girl expected to flip out over Valentine's Day? I will admit, I have never been the "Romantic" Type, but now my friends are shooting over emails, giving me sh!# for "passing" on a few invitations. Goodness... it was a friggin' Sunday and I have crap to do! Everyone knows I'm weird, but does it make me completely insane that I had no desire to celebrate this ridiculous Hallmark Holiday? Go out on another weekend when I'm not so busy; who cares what friggin' day it is?! But I got to thinking... I'm supposed to be transforming myself this year. And to be honest, I'm not very big on celebrating any holidays at all. So it's something I can work on this year. I'm considering adding a section to my web site where I have videos celebrating every holiday buuuutt... with a twist! I'm loving these sexy stripper costumes! And since I can't trapse around in my underwear forever doing body shots, I think this is a fun idea to wear a sexy costume celebrating the corresponding holiday. If you're a weightloss vlogger, you know everyone is CONSTANTLY asking for body shots. This would be a great "Impatient Dieter twist" on the boring, traditional body shot! My only concern is I don't want to give my haters such an easy target... I can hear them now complaining about how I'm degrading holidays with skimpy clothes. But oh well, these costumes are hot as hell and those chicks will never stop gossiping about me anyway! And it's my friggin' year to be a 10 in 2010! LOL Anyway, speaking of that, this video is so cute! Hope you guys had a Happy Valentine's Day / Chinese New Year! :)

Working On My Site & New Video

Hey Y'all! Adding a new page to my site for "Beauty Dilemmas" and my first video on it will feature Youtube Celebrity, Philip McCluskey (Loving Raw) and how my allergies helped me "luck up" into my "skin secret." Don't worry; it will make sense when you see the video. I'm soooo excited about it. I love, love, love Philip McCluskey!!! Also, hopefully I'll finish the body shot playlist this weekend. Still have to cut together the clips for days 4 to 21. Really want to get that done so I can stop getting those incessant emails! Anyway.... BUUURRRR! It's cold! You guys laughed at my Snuggie before... Who's laughing now! Stay warm everyone! Anyway, I can't have animals due to my allergies, so I have to live vicariously through Youtubers. Check out this hilarious bird! Who knew Cannibal Corpse had this affect?!

New Impatient Dieter Blog

A daily show was a bit too ambitious with my schedule, at least for the time being. As I say on my channel profile, I am just as busy as you, I just also happen to have a YouTube channel as well. I will post videos as often as I can, but people always email asking for an update. Text updates will be posted here on my New, Official Blog for YouTube's Most Impatient Dieter! My updates will come soon! Thanks for tuning in and watching my videos. I really, really appreciate all the love and support! WOOOO!