Scar & Eczema Series: Daily Vlog Compilation

ImpatientDieter Scar Series: http://EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
Well, as soon as I got rid of my chest scar, my gotdang eczema came back. Thankfully, it healed in record time again. I'm telling y'all who have eczema, DMSO & MSM combined with Visualization & Subliminal Messages is real next-level healing... but keep using that steroid cream if you want to! LOL I did that crap for years too.

Anyway, I'm recording daily video clips treating my scar and I'll post a monthly compilation. If you have scars you want to treat, you can follow my journey. In the next video, I'm going to show how light this new scar is in comparison to a new scar I have on my bewb. I was out in the back-water, uncivilized wilderness (otherwise known as North Florida), when some prehistoric bug somehow bit through my shirt, through my bra, and snacked on my bewb! I did not treat that bite with DMSO & MSM and you will see how dark that scar is in comparison to this new eczema scar that I've been treating since Day 1.

New Mom / Money Series
The number one email I'm getting is from people saying that they want to buy products but are short on funds. Either they're new moms, students, or just need to conserve money. So, I've wanted to do a New Mom Series for a while anyway (because you guys are huge supporters), and I'm going to show y'all an EASY WAY to earn a lot of side income just going to Thrift Stores and listing items on Alibris, Amazon, Ebay, Half. I did that years ago. Great for SAH Moms, students, part-time job for teens, or just side weekend income. There are some tips & tricks to maximize your earnings. There's a "Square Way" to do it and a "Grimy Way" to do it. I'll show y'all both -- but the more grimy you are, the more money you make.

Product Reviews
They are coming, but let me first post my money series, so everyone can buy products and no one will feel left out.

1 Minute Health Tips
The shorter my videos, the more views they get. I'm going to try a little experiment to give you guys tips like I did in the early days... but keep my videos under 1 minute. We'll see how that goes... LOL

New Fashion Body Shots
I have tons of costumes I need to make videos for, but many of you are asking for just everyday fashion outfits. I'm not a "beauty" vlogger, but I realize that's what many of them do. First of all... YAWN-FEST... j/k. But seriously, the truth is I don't wear snazzy fashions; I've STILL just been schlepping! I know you guys think when you lose your weight you're going to walk around constantly dressed like Britney Spears... but let me let you in on a secret... the girls who dress that way, don't let a little think like "weight" stop them from dressing that way! LOL If you were going to be all hoochied out, you'd be dressing like that right now! Anyway, I did some shopping for sexy, everyday fashions, and I'll do an "Outfit Of The Week" once I get into a schedule.

How To Lose 20+ Pounds in a Week - ImpatientDieter Colon Health & Review Series

My latest video is up. I spent quite a bit of time on it, so I hope you guys like it. If not, please let me know... make sure to leave a comment or email so I can block your ass! Working on more videos, y'all. They'll be up soon.





Want to lose 5 to 20 pounds? Well, that's what the average person is carrying around right now in the form of waste in their colon. YUCK! Those of you who go days on end without a "movement," are doing damage to every system in your body... and you're on the road to doing a bad Elvis Presley impression. Not to mention, Colon Cancer is the 2nd leading killer cancer for Americans. We definitely need to get serious about our colon health.

Eleotin Cleanse: http://tinyurl.com/eleotincleanse

Impatient Dieter Colon Cleanse Product Review Series
EasyWayShow.com/colonhealth.html
In this series, I will be reviewing colon cleansing products & fiber supplements. Time to clear out that "dead weight" & become 11s in 2011! :)

I began with the most expensive product, Eleotin Cleanse & Detox. My full product review will come next month. So far, I am very impressed. I did not expect such a huge "effect" because I do eat pretty healthfully. However, this cleanse is extraordinary. I cannot say enough good things about it, and almost everything about their business is perfect: great product, nice website, lightning-fast shipping (I didn't even choose express shipping). However, should you need to correspond with them, that is their one negative strike. I will warn their email response time is exceptionally slow. Full review next month.

Metamucil Fiber Cinnamon Spice Fiber Wafers Review
One word: delicious! I showed them, but had to edit that section out due to the video's length. Now please note, along with being a cleanse, Eleotin HAS FIBER in it. I'm stressing that, because if you take in too much fiber, you will experience the exact opposite effect of what you desire from a cleanse. You will become extremely bloated & "backed up." Fiber is in all plant foods. So be very conscious of the amount of fiber you're taking in through your diet, should you decide to do this cleanse.

Subliminal Messages
EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
They can help in every aspect of your life, including your health. If you have doubts about whether subliminal messages will work, download their FREE album. Play it at night while you're sleeping. If you don't experience changes in your behavior, thoughts, and attraction, then you aren't out anything. But if you do experience changes, just imagine how great it would be to get their other albums for specific areas of your life you want to improve.

The Reason You're Fat = Carbs and Insulin Resistance

Later this year, I'll do a series on carbohydrates, because eating them is the true reason we are fat. The "Fat Makes You Fat" lie is being exposed by countless medical professionals, yet I get emails every day from those of you who fear eating fat. Comedian and Nutrition Ninja, Tom Naughton, really shines the light on the Fat Myth in his move "Fat Head." I ordered the DVD and I'll give you guys my review when it gets here, but from the preview clips on youtube, it looks like a kick-ass film. I'll put some links below to get the DVD, but he posted an OUTSTANDING, 5-part lecture on Carbs and Insulin Resistance (the best lecture I've ever seen on the subject). Make sure to watch his complete lecture, but I'm going to embed my favorite part below where he cites a study in which fat mice STARVED to death WITHOUT burning their body fat due to the body's insulin response.


Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/FatHeadMovie
His Site: http://www.fathead-movie.com
Fat Head DVD: http://www.fathead-movie.com/FatHeadDVD.html

Finally a Raw Foodist Shows The Truth of Wild Spring Water

When you see these delusional people going around gathering "wild" spring water, you want to scream, "Hold up, son... You have no idea what has been done to that water before you got to it." It turns out, the truth is more sickening. Even when they see with their own eyes something revolting done in the water RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, these entranced zombies will still gather it and drink it! I'm going to embed a video below. You guys know me; I was going to exploit the comedy of this clip, and it would be hilarious if it weren't so repugnant. Daniel Vitalis takes these people to his "sacred" spring pond. They are gathering wild spring water TO DRINK, and this man films his friend stick her feet in it. The only thing more vile than this woman sticking her feet in the spring water she is watching people gather for drinking, are the wimps lacking the balls to stand up and tell her to take her filthy feet out of it! And what's truly gross... THEY DRINK IT! You actually see people drinking it. Drinking this woman's toe-jam, funk, and parasites! Yeesh... had to shake off my chills! Now y'all know I'm a germaphobe, but this is the next level of nasty! This was done in public... can you imagine what is done in this water when no one is looking? We will discuss Reverse Osmosis Water, but I am SOOOOO anti-wild spring water for this very reason. Not only does it clearly make you a complete wimp; it's just filthy! This is why Wayne Gendel teaches, it is UNSANITARY to be going around gathering wild spring water.
You can skip to time 2:07

This is Now The Florida Lottery Blog! I Won Again!

This has officially become The Florida Lottery Blog! LOL Anyway, in an effort to break my hard-core Bingo addiction, I have ultimately gained a new addiction. As you guys know, if you have been following this blog, I have been listening to Attract Money Subliminal Messages and the Win The Lottery Subliminal Album. Anyway, in every gas station, they have these reels of scratch-off tickets. Well, I decided a couple of weeks ago that I would spend $7 per week on lottery -- buying five $1 scratch-off game tickets and one lotto ticket with the extra. Well obviously, I have not hit the lotto, because I'm actually writing this instead of cruising around the world with some random pool boy. But with my scratch-off tickets, I have been killing it! During the first week, I won 3 out of the 5 tickets. Last week, I won 4 out of the 5 tickets. This week, I decided to document it. As you can see, I won 4 out of the 5 tickets. Now we're not talking huge money, but I typically don't have luck like this. And Dr. Dyer says, even if you see a penny, you should pick it up and thank the Universe for putting it in your path. You never say, "What, God... only a penny?" Because the amount of money is irrelevant; it's the energy that the money and the gratitude for it represent. Anyway, you should see the huge smile on my face when I'm scratching them thangs off! The guy at the gas station I go to (My Lucky Gas Station) says, "What are you doing? How do you win every time?" LOL I'm telling you, it's the Attract Money and Lottery Subliminal Messages. I am a Money Magnet! HAHAHAHA! Umma mess around and hit the lottery, you watch! And you guys will see my loud behind on TV going, "WOOOOOOOO!" And they will air it... and AutoTuneTheNews will make a song about me! LOL OK, I'll give y'all an update next week! :)

My Subliminal Messages Series: EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html

I WON THE LOTTERY! sorta...

...well actually, I got half of the lottery... numbers, that is! LOL But I still won! I'm happy! OK, I'm working on a bunch of other videos right now and all my series will begin in September, but had to share this with y'all real quick, especially since so many of you are interested in the Money Subliminal Messages.

Anyway, I have a pretty addictive personality. Typically, I express mine by being a workaholic, but I started listening to the Win The Lottery Subliminal Album and had a fabulous run at Bingo one night! Now, this would be great for a "balanced personality," but for an "addictive-type" like myself, well... I quickly went from being a casual, once-every-few-months Bingo player to being a twice-a-week addict! Me and my new-found Senior Citizen Besties were the first to arrive and the last to leave. Anyway, after a few weeks of this nonsense, I decided last week that I needed to break my habit and I tweeted to you guys that I wasn't going last weekend... but I play my Subliminal Albums Playlist in the background constantly. Well, in Florida, we have the lottery twice a week: Wednesday and Saturday. I don't play the "real" lottery; I just play Bingo... hey, it's a Florida thing. But anyway, I had the strong urge to buy a real lottery ticket yesterday... AND I WON... well not the jackpot, but I got half of the numbers, plus I got the "Xtra Draw," so I won $25 biggins (see the video below). I'm telling you guys, I am attracting money all over the place! Now, granted, it wasn't the big one... but hey, that's $25 Bucks! WOOOOO! What sucks is, I got half the numbers... so why don't I get half the $15 million? lolz

Anyway, Plain and Simple: Their Subliminal Messages Rock!
They have everything from "Attract Money in Abundance" to "Win The Lottery" to "Change Your Beliefs About Money". I'm going to give you guys my reviews of all during this series. I'm so happy... my ticket was half-full! WOOOO!

My Subliminal Messages Series: EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html

YAAAY! MONEY! WOOOO!

OK, as you guys know, my orthodontist is correcting my overbite with retainers. My teeth are looking great -- only a few more months left to go -- video coming next week. Anyway, I was brushing my teeth when I heard something fall... a light "click" sound on the floor. I was in a rush and wasn't paying attention, when suddenly my foot crunched something. I looked down, and it was my top retainer! UUUUGGHHH!! So I visited my orthodontist's office and was told by his assistants it would cost me $300 to get a replacement and would set back my "Operation Buck Teeth" for one month while they ordered a new one. Well, as you guys know, I have been listening to Law of Attraction Subliminal Messages, one of which is this --> Attract Money. For some odd reason, I handed the assistant my retainer before leaving because I didn't know if they needed it for comparison or something when the new one came in. She gave me her typical condescending grin--ufgh... I don't like those chicks! Anyway, my orthodontist is a friggin genius. He had his office call me in the afternoon to say he looked at it and he might be able to simply repair it. So yesterday, I was presented with this (see the video below). You can still see the crack down the center, but that's just because the acrylic is translucent. Anyway, he repaired it by adding acrylic over the top and bottom... SAVING ME $300 BIGGINS, SON! WOOOOO! I'm telling you guys, I have been attracting money all over the place! These Subliminal Messages Rock! I have also been listening to the "Win The Lottery" Messages and I would brag about my Bingo winnings but I had to back off of going... I was becoming a bit of an addict... I was arriving there even before the old people in wheelchairs... plus I'm loud as hell and they all wear hearing aids... my "WOOO"s don't go over well at all!

And... wait a second... I have been attracting money for you guys too! For everyone interested in getting a heavy-duty latex compression suit, I have been in contact with this fabulous company who is offering Total Body Compression Suits With Latex for only $30! Yes, the latex ones... $30. They offer a bunch of others too that I ordered -- some that are hard-core like the Body Magic (with a hook-and-eye closure underneath the zipper), and they even have some that come with booty pads! lolz Now seeing me with booty pads is going to be friggin' hilarious! Y'all don't want to miss this series. They even have some that make your boobs look bigger. Anyway, we'll discuss them all in my Compression Suit Series, starting in a few days -- this is gonna be A LOT of fun. View my Compression Suit Page for details.

"Should" vs. "Could"

If you have spent the $5 to download Louise Hay's, "You Can Heal Your Life" Audiobook, you may have been struck by her "Should" vs. "Could" teaching. It's waaaay too early in the morning, so I'm not going to re-state her teaching accurately, but it goes like this:
She believes that the word "Should" needs to be removed from the language. Whenever you say "Should" you are in effect saying "wrong"... "you're wrong." Making yourself wrong is not empowering. It keeps you stuck, trapped, in a vicious circle. When you make yourself wrong, you attract more and more instances of you being wrong. You never get out. You stay stuck and repeat your patterns over and over, because you are bad... you are wrong. (Does this sound like your Weight Loss Journey?) She believes the word "Could" needs to replace "Should." "Could" gives you Choice. "Could" gives you Power. Instead of saying "I should... do this or that," say: "If I really wanted to, I could... do this or that." So anyway, she has her clients make a "Should List": a list of all the things you "Should be doing" or "Should have done." She then has them read each one aloud, but instead of saying "Should" they must begin each item with "If I really wanted to, I could..." This puts a whole new energy on it. And after each of these statements they read aloud, she gently asks them, "Why haven't you?" The answer is ALWAYS the same... it may take a while to get to it... but the answer is always the same: "Because I don't deserve it"... "Because I'm not worthy"... "Because I'm not good enough"... that is always what lies at the core of every problem, people. I am typing this at 5:00am because I just went through a slew of "Half-the-year-is-over-and-I-SHOULD-have-lost-weight" emails (yes, I'm 2 months behind in emails! LOL) Anyway, people, your language HAS POWER. Words HAVE POWER. Sound is literally a wave of POWER. "Should" cripples you. It removes your power. Replace it with "Could"... if I really wanted to exercise today, I could... if I really wanted to get this weight off, I could... if I really wanted to become a 10, I could. So everyone: Make your "Should List"... Replace it with "Could"... Then gently ask yourself, "Why haven't you?"

Don't Even Have The Strength To Complain!

I will post a rant on the hours of life siphoned... devoured... strangled from my existence... trying to get that !%&^#@$ video to output in high resolution. Anyway, it's not going to happen. I may need to go ahead and get Adobe Premiere. I definitely want you guys to be able to see results with the products and I simply can't do that with crappy resolution. This will force me to shoot shorter videos.. which I'm sure is what y'all want anyway. But between the different lighting, outfit colors, text, length, transitions, music, voice-over, etc., there was just no way to get this to output in high resolution... not with my Wal-mart software! UUUUUGGGGHHHH... I don't even have the strength to rant! Anyway, updating my site now and here's my latest video and notes below:



This video is a month old. Sorry guys. Been slowly editing it for a damn month. It has been completed for a week, but due to all of the different clips, skintone, graphics, length, etc., I can't get the thing to output in high res like my Mind Series. Anyway, the last time you saw the tightness of my skin and "My Situation" was this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1oREvzZuM (Loose Skin & Stretch Marks - Impatient Dieter's Secret! 10 in 2010 Liquid Diet Weight Loss) shot on piece of $%, poor-excuse for a camera. This video was shot on a high quality camera, from 100 different angles, in high res... and after all that... EPIC FAIL and I was lookin good too! Anyway, introductory videos for my "Body & Skin" Series will be uploaded this week. Working on the following web pages now:

SCAR DIMINISHING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
"My Bad Situation" (eczema) is all healed now. I cannot stress what an amazing accomplishment that is. My outbreaks last for months on end and are EXTREMELY resistant to treatment. My chest outbreaks were so resistant my dermatologist performed a biopsy to ensure I only had eczema and not a more serious condition (I show you the keloid from that biopsy in the introductory video). I have NOT visited my dermatologist for this outbreak on my back... to be completely honest, I would have seen him if my insane schedule would have allowed it. REPEAT: I did NOT intentionally avoid the dermatologist to "test out my alternative treatment"; however, my healing is 100% the result of Visualization, LOA Subliminal Messages, DMSO, & MSM Lotion; I haven't had ANY medical intervention. I discuss this in my Scar Series. Now diminishing that huge scar is foremost on my Goal List!

STRETCH MARKS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/stretchmarks.html
Monthly showcase of prepping skin with DMSO & applying the following products to treat my stretch marks: MSM Lotion, Shea Butter, Trilastin, & elastiCUR Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy.

ANTI-AGING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Monthly showcase of using anti-aging supplements, as well as prepping my skin with DMSO applying facial creams.

COMPRESSION SUITS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/compressionsuits.html
Monthly showcase of Type Z Toning! Wearing on the treadmill and while I sleep. I'll explain why they work so well and record my progress.

SKIN TIGHTENING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/skintightening.html
With my new MSM regimen, my skin is tighter every day... and I'm giddy with excitement at having real-life haters! WOOOOO! (You Youtube haters blow in comparison!)

HOT HOLIDAY BODY SHOT SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/body.html
Obviously, most sexy costumes are two-piece. The reason the ones I filmed are one-piece was because I wasn't certain if I was going to share my eczema with you guys. I'm stepping way out of my comfort zone. Even though I filmed my eczema, I had second thoughts about it. But as time went by and my Twitterers kept requesting a body shot, I decided I would bare all... probably why I've been subconsciously dragging my feet on editing. And the reason I look raggedier & raggedier with each outfit is because I had to take frequent breaks while filming. Why? Well, I get those lovely hives whenever I have an eczema flare-up. If you've never had hives, fly home tonight and kiss your mother. They are the absolute worst affliction and the sure sign you must have been a Nazi or something in a former life. My welts come sporadically all day and go away within about 20 min, but I definitely didn't want red welts all over my boobs & booty preserved for all eternity! And a final note: I wasn't intentionally sticking my chest out! I didn't realize I was doing that! LOL I look like a 12-yr-old who just got her boobs! And Harry Potter will be worn to celebrate the release of Deathly Hallows. It's my fav, but might get converted to a 2-piece because it is SHORT AS HELL! Links to all outfits will be on my site.

MY PSA
MAKE YOUR HOUSE A NO-SHOE ZONE!
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like for you to make your home a No-Shoe Zone! Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy f-ing shoes! Thank you! More to come about that. You Americans need to cut that sh*t out. It's unsanitary and repulsive!

Texas Representing!

Get It, Girl! You look amazing! I'm so proud of you! :)

Epic Video!

This video is totally wrong on about 15 friggin' levels, but it is in fact the funniest video on youtube!

I'm Speechless... That Takes A Lot

I'll post a Text Video either tonight or tomorrow, but figured I'd Blog now.
OK... So, I was listening to one of Marc Allen's archived teleconferences (http://marcallen.com/teleconferences.php), when his assistant read this:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do."
-- "A Return to Love" by Marianne Williamson

To be quite honest I sooooo DID NOT feel "A Course in Miracles." Maybe it was the wrong time in my life; maybe it's her hard-core personality; just something about Marianne Williamson did not connect with me... still doesn't. But I always give credit where credit is due and that is absolutely one of the most brilliant quotes I have ever heard in my life. Literally stopped me in my tracks. And I'm quite certain I've even heard that actual teleconference before... but it was just so timely to hear it now when I'm working on these "mind" videos.

Now, let me stress, there is nothing "religious" about her quotation. "God" just means whatever "God" is to you. Whether it be Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, Mohammed, Tao, Source, Energy, Light, The Universe... whatever it is to you... whatever you call "It." You all believe something... even Atheists... you recognize something got you here... something had to create you, even if you believe it is evolution... so interchange "God" with "15 Billion Years of Evolution." Surely you don't believe after 15 billion years of evolution you should be a slave to a food addiction, self-sabatoging, playing small, feeling unworthy... unworthy after 15 Billion Years?! Impossible! So please interchange the word "God" with whatever "God" is to you. Luv y'all! See y'all soon! :)

New Vids In The Works! Stay Tuned!

Hang tight. My new beauty product vids are coming. I've gotten your emails. I know you're all interested in those. It's just that I want to post a couple of "mind" videos for you guys with some practical tools you can use every morning and every evening to elevate your energy and attraction. "Self-Love" plays such a huge role in "Attracting Success." So I really need to break down some practical steps for everyone to do on a daily basis. I'm editing together videos on:
1. Mirror Work (Looking yourself in the eyes and saying "I Love You" every morning)
2. Looking at Your Goals Every Morning (I watch a Powerpoint slide show during Meditation)
3. Vibrating Meditation (Morning & Evening plus a special trick I use to literally vibrate)
4. Gratitude Journal (Just typing 5 quick things at the end of the day--gratitude attracts success)
5. Subliminal Recordings (I listen to these as I sleep -- and yes, they work wonders)

That's it. All Very Type Z. If all my Subscribers did just those 5 things everyday for a month... 3,900 people doing that... WHEEEW! FORGET ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT -- THE FRIGGIN' EARTH WOULD MOVE! But what I'm really hearing from people is many lack a sense of worthiness... they self-sabatoge in the final lap... they don't feel they deserve to be beautiful... they don't feel they deserve their own time... they truly believe all of the negativity that has been shoved down their throats by people who had negativity shoved down their throats. We're all victims of victims. But to end the our addiction, we have to release all that negativity. To get to your Goal Body, you must begin with Self-Love.

You have the worst addiction there is. If you were a crack-head, meth-head, coke-head... you could walk away and never look at the stuff again. But you can never walk away from your drug... NEVER. You have to face your drug every day, repeatedly, and not indulge in it. How successful would a recovering alcoholic be who had to drink just a swig of liquor each day? Or a recovering addict, who had to shoot just a little heroin. Or Snoop Dogg just taking a puff of marijuanna? You have THE WORST addiction because you can never walk away from it as long as you live... you truly have no choice but to recover from it. So I feel I need to at least just put these videos out, especially right now when the creative energies are so strong and you guys are revved up to get this weight off... and then we can move onto more superficial stuff like stretch marks and eyelash growers!

So bear with me. New videos are coming. Just want them edited nicely and you guys know what a perfectionist I am! :)

MSM Lotion - An Alternative I'll Test

OK, enough of you have complained! I guess the MSM Soap is too expensive for many of you. OK, let's recap: I said that I use it because of ALLERGIES; the beauty benefits of preventing stretch marks and loose skin were just an unexpected and pleasant side effect. Therefore, those of you who do not have allergies, may not necessarily need the soap to see fabulous results. So I am including a more affordable MSM Lotion in my testing series. It is the strongest formulation available on the market today, and at only $9 for a large 8 oz bottle, it's probably cheaper than the Bath & Body Works lotion you are using right now! I cannot do much better than this people. I will showcase my results using it in upcoming videos.

For information on my MSM Series, as well as all of the products I am testing during my 10 in 2010 Series, please visit my Beauty Page at www.EasyWayShow.com/beauty.html.

Manifestation & The Spring Equinox

YAAAY! I actually uploaded it before the Equinox passed! LOL Anyway, new video uploaded on using the creative energies available this time of year to Manifest your desires. If you try this technique, definitely keep me posted on how it works out for you in your weight loss! :)

My Vanishing Scar!

OMG! I'm supposed to be working but I have to blog! LOL I just noticed that the scar (left from my evil, vicious eczema attacks) on my chest has damn-near vanished! OK, normal people with eczema get flare ups in inconspicuous places: behind their knees, ankles, under their arms, etc. Of course, nothing about me is normal, so my eczema flares up right on my chest to broadcast to the world that I have a skin disorder! Well, I haven't had a flare up in a really long time, but the scar has just always been a part of my life. It's in my brother's wedding video; it's in my vacation pictures; it's basically my "Plus One" to every event! LOL Anyway, I look in the mirror, and damn thing is almost gone. OK, I can't make this up people! Look at my early talking videos... yes, the "talking" ones... y'know, the ones no one ever watch... well, look under my chin and you will see a dark scar that is on my chest. Well look at my most recent videos... IT'S AMOST GONE! This should be a testament to the fact that I am not vain in the slightest. I never even noticed it was going away! But let me also point out, this is from *EXTREMELY EXCESSIVE* MSM Soap use. As I specify on my Schedule Page, I was bathing 3 times per day (actually some days 4, but I didn't want to seem completely psycho). Anyway, now I'm going to pay attention and video tape that scar in particular. I also use the MSM cream now and take the supplement as well. So now my videos will show the effects of a combination of all of that. Anyway, back to work! I'm just so excited! AAAAAHHHHHH! I love getting those kinds of surprises! :)
Caveat: As always, please speak with your doctors; don't just repeat what I do. I'm not a doctor -- I'm a germaphobe psycho! :)

Finally Finished Next Video

I was going crazy with the editing! I really took the editing to the extreme. The thing is, unless you know all the time that goes into making little things move, it just looks like any old random video! LOL I'm sure all my subscribers are thinking, "What the hell took her so long?" LOL Anyway, I'll probably have it up "Public" for everyone tomorrow. I'm taking down the video page on my site to make room for the "Beauty Dilemmas" Page. Everyone can see all my videos on my youtube channel anyway, so I really don't need that page on my site. Anyway, everytime I want to whine about how long it takes to edit my videos, I look at DeStorm's channel and I shut my face! This is my favorite video of his. I want to eventually do something like this! Now this is friggin' video editing!

Congrats Impatient Dieters!

AAAAHHHH! Everyone is doing soooo well on their diet programs! WOOOOOOO!! Wow, thanks for all the updates guys. I really do appreciate that! I never knew so few mothers taught their children the phrase "Thank you" until I started vlogging! Anyway, I PROMISE to have this next video up either tonight or tomorrow. I'm working so friggin' hard on it right now! I'm such a perfectionist. I just want it to be edited perfectly... especially since I'm featuring Philip McCluskey! He's such a friggin' guru! Alright, let me get back cracking, but thank you sooo much everyone for keeping me posted on your progress. It really keeps my spirits high! :) Anyway, have you guys ever watched the youtube channel, failblog? They're hilarious! Check them out. Here's a special Valentine's Day one:

Celebrating Holidays Impatient Dieter Style!

Ummm... why is every girl expected to flip out over Valentine's Day? I will admit, I have never been the "Romantic" Type, but now my friends are shooting over emails, giving me sh!# for "passing" on a few invitations. Goodness... it was a friggin' Sunday and I have crap to do! Everyone knows I'm weird, but does it make me completely insane that I had no desire to celebrate this ridiculous Hallmark Holiday? Go out on another weekend when I'm not so busy; who cares what friggin' day it is?! But I got to thinking... I'm supposed to be transforming myself this year. And to be honest, I'm not very big on celebrating any holidays at all. So it's something I can work on this year. I'm considering adding a section to my web site where I have videos celebrating every holiday buuuutt... with a twist! I'm loving these sexy stripper costumes! And since I can't trapse around in my underwear forever doing body shots, I think this is a fun idea to wear a sexy costume celebrating the corresponding holiday. If you're a weightloss vlogger, you know everyone is CONSTANTLY asking for body shots. This would be a great "Impatient Dieter twist" on the boring, traditional body shot! My only concern is I don't want to give my haters such an easy target... I can hear them now complaining about how I'm degrading holidays with skimpy clothes. But oh well, these costumes are hot as hell and those chicks will never stop gossiping about me anyway! And it's my friggin' year to be a 10 in 2010! LOL Anyway, speaking of that, this video is so cute! Hope you guys had a Happy Valentine's Day / Chinese New Year! :)

Working On My Site & New Video

Hey Y'all! Adding a new page to my site for "Beauty Dilemmas" and my first video on it will feature Youtube Celebrity, Philip McCluskey (Loving Raw) and how my allergies helped me "luck up" into my "skin secret." Don't worry; it will make sense when you see the video. I'm soooo excited about it. I love, love, love Philip McCluskey!!! Also, hopefully I'll finish the body shot playlist this weekend. Still have to cut together the clips for days 4 to 21. Really want to get that done so I can stop getting those incessant emails! Anyway.... BUUURRRR! It's cold! You guys laughed at my Snuggie before... Who's laughing now! Stay warm everyone! Anyway, I can't have animals due to my allergies, so I have to live vicariously through Youtubers. Check out this hilarious bird! Who knew Cannibal Corpse had this affect?!