Hi guys! Sorry I've been gone so long! I've had a bunch of new developments in my life. I apologize for leaving y'all hanging. I feel like a Mother Hen who has failed you. I must take a chapter from the "Guilty Mother Handbook" and distract you guys with new shiny objects. :) I'll be out of town until the 3rd week in January. After that, I'll have a giveaway every week in 2012 to thank you and to keep you motivated to reach your goals. New videos coming, new authors, new tips, new website... but most importantly, a lot of new gifts for you! More info on my blog. Happy Holidays. Luv y'all! :)
--TRANSLATION--
Yes, bitches, I met a man and now I don't have time for your behinds! LOL Don't you hate chicks like that? They get a man and totally forget you exist. Well, turns out I'm one of them! Sorry, guys. Y'all know I have an addictive personality... no sense of moderation... pretty much O.D. on everything... which apparently includes relationships. Plus, you guys know I'm a workaholic... and I had some family issues... I just needed to take a break from youtube, though I didn't mean for the break to last this long! Luckily for you guys, I was raised with an unhealthy sense of guilt when I don't meet my obligations, so I'm going to wipe my guilt away by giving you a bunch of free stuff. First of all, everything will be purchased by me. I don't do "Sponsors." So this really will be *ME* thanking you for your support and encouraging you to push forward on whatever path you're on. Actually... umm... it may be you doing the purchasing! To be honest, I don't picture myself wrapping up a bunch of stuff and mailing it around the country. So I probably will showcase whatever I'm giving away in the video, but just mail you a Visa Gift Card or Money Order so you can buy it yourself. LOL Yes, that's tacky, but y'all should be used to my country behind by now. I'm going to make a quick video each week with a health tip and a product to give away. The only thing I ask of the recipient is that you please comment "I Won" on the video, so I can reply to it and have it show up on top. I should be home by Jan. 18 and plan to have the first video up Jan. 21.
Anyway, thanks for sticking with me, everyone. I have a bunch of new video ideas, books I've read, products I've tried, etc. I'm updating my website right now, but it will be completely redone later. I may shoot a quick video while I'm on vacation and post it. But if I don't, let me take the time now to wish you all "Happy Holidays" and I'll see you in 2012... wow... 2012.... sounds so spooky! LOL :)
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Sunday, December 18, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Extreme Motivation: Extreme Makeover Weight Loss Edition
Hey Guys! ABC has a great new show you should check out. You can watch it even if you don't own a TV (like me) online on the ABC website. It's called "Extreme Makeover Weight Loss Edition." The participants are all super-morbidly obese and go through a one-year weight-loss transformation, followed by skin removal surgery. The show is inspirational and motivational. The participants are dedicated, but have ups and downs throughout the year. The transformations are downright astounding. Plus, ABC has found the perfect life coach to guide them. Chris Powell specializes in weight-loss life transformations. He's firm, loving, encouraging... and he's hot as hell. If nothing else, just watch for the clips where he takes his shirt off. Anyway, I put a clip below, but watch full episodes here:
http://abc.go.com/shows/extreme-makeover-weight-loss-edition
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Video I'm Not a Crazy Person, I'm a Very Well Educated Person: Hilarious Argument on Metro North Railroad
LOL I unleashed this video on the world! I used to be active on a few blogs, and while I don't have time for that anymore, I still occasionally send them human-interest stories. Anyway, I found this video a few nights ago on YouTube while searching for subway videos. (I know you think I'm slacking on creating videos, but I actually do work on them a little bit almost every night. I was searching for footage of people on subways--actually disgusting subway floors--to add clips to my "Make Your Home a No-Shoe Zone" PSA that I'm creating to add to the end of all future videos.) Anyway, the video had about 40 views. A commuter was politely asked by the conductor to lower her voice and refrain from using profanity. The commuter responds by pridefully proclaiming her upper-crust status stating, "Excuse me, do you know what schools I've been to and how well educated I am?" An amusing back-and-forth exchange ensued and her final words before the video ended were, "That's why you people work at a train!"
I sent the video to Huffington Post, Tosh.0, Gawker, Yahoo, Barstools, and a few others, with my commentary to open a discussion on the issue of "Classism" in America. The original video had a different title, but the title of my article was, "I'm Not a Crazy Person, I'm a Very Well Educated Person: Hilarious Argument on Metro North Railroad." (As you guys know, I call everything "hilarious.") I woke up the next morning and the friggin video was EVERYWHERE! I googled my title, and tons of blogs picked up the story. The original video was removed, but a copy of the video, bearing my article's title, received over 2 million views in 1 day (that video has also been removed). Many copies are floating around, but if you haven't seen it, watch below. (If this video gets removed, just google my article's title.)
It's an important issue because unlike racism, sexism, ageism, etc., "classism" is universal. Regardless of who you are, what you look like, or where you live, you've most likely experienced someone looking down their nose, believing they possess some quality that makes them superior. Pretty much everyone would have a visceral reaction to witnessing a person assert their superiority based on their station in life. However, if I hurled the "N" word at a Caucasian, they wouldn't react; if I called a man a "tramp," he wouldn't be fazed; if I called a 14-year-old girl "a wrinkled hag," she wouldn't care. Classism, being a universal experience, makes it, curiously, an even greater social offense. It could open a conversation enabling many to empathize when witnessing other forms of discrimination. I was right (as usual... lol) because just viewing this brief display struck a worldwide nerve. Blogs all over from Gawker to Huffpo to Tosh.0 lit up with thousands of comments. The readers of Yahoo left over 16,000 comments and Anderson Cooper even added her to his "RidicuList":
Anyway, I said all this to say, I may open a second channel to do humorous social vlogs on issues other than weight/body image/product reviews. This isn't the first time blogs have picked up stories I've submitted, but this is definitely the most viral, and I've actually been feeling the pull to go in this direction for quite awhile. Also, vlog videos are much easier than my production videos, so I could have a more consistent YouTube presence. Plus, I'm pretty skilled at finding interesting stories and I think you all would enjoy my commentary. After all, do you know what schools I've been to and how well educated I am?
I sent the video to Huffington Post, Tosh.0, Gawker, Yahoo, Barstools, and a few others, with my commentary to open a discussion on the issue of "Classism" in America. The original video had a different title, but the title of my article was, "I'm Not a Crazy Person, I'm a Very Well Educated Person: Hilarious Argument on Metro North Railroad." (As you guys know, I call everything "hilarious.") I woke up the next morning and the friggin video was EVERYWHERE! I googled my title, and tons of blogs picked up the story. The original video was removed, but a copy of the video, bearing my article's title, received over 2 million views in 1 day (that video has also been removed). Many copies are floating around, but if you haven't seen it, watch below. (If this video gets removed, just google my article's title.)
It's an important issue because unlike racism, sexism, ageism, etc., "classism" is universal. Regardless of who you are, what you look like, or where you live, you've most likely experienced someone looking down their nose, believing they possess some quality that makes them superior. Pretty much everyone would have a visceral reaction to witnessing a person assert their superiority based on their station in life. However, if I hurled the "N" word at a Caucasian, they wouldn't react; if I called a man a "tramp," he wouldn't be fazed; if I called a 14-year-old girl "a wrinkled hag," she wouldn't care. Classism, being a universal experience, makes it, curiously, an even greater social offense. It could open a conversation enabling many to empathize when witnessing other forms of discrimination. I was right (as usual... lol) because just viewing this brief display struck a worldwide nerve. Blogs all over from Gawker to Huffpo to Tosh.0 lit up with thousands of comments. The readers of Yahoo left over 16,000 comments and Anderson Cooper even added her to his "RidicuList":
Anyway, I said all this to say, I may open a second channel to do humorous social vlogs on issues other than weight/body image/product reviews. This isn't the first time blogs have picked up stories I've submitted, but this is definitely the most viral, and I've actually been feeling the pull to go in this direction for quite awhile. Also, vlog videos are much easier than my production videos, so I could have a more consistent YouTube presence. Plus, I'm pretty skilled at finding interesting stories and I think you all would enjoy my commentary. After all, do you know what schools I've been to and how well educated I am?
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Scar & Eczema Series: Daily Vlog Compilation
ImpatientDieter Scar Series: http://EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
Well, as soon as I got rid of my chest scar, my gotdang eczema came back. Thankfully, it healed in record time again. I'm telling y'all who have eczema, DMSO & MSM combined with Visualization & Subliminal Messages is real next-level healing... but keep using that steroid cream if you want to! LOL I did that crap for years too.
Anyway, I'm recording daily video clips treating my scar and I'll post a monthly compilation. If you have scars you want to treat, you can follow my journey. In the next video, I'm going to show how light this new scar is in comparison to a new scar I have on my bewb. I was out in the back-water, uncivilized wilderness (otherwise known as North Florida), when some prehistoric bug somehow bit through my shirt, through my bra, and snacked on my bewb! I did not treat that bite with DMSO & MSM and you will see how dark that scar is in comparison to this new eczema scar that I've been treating since Day 1.
New Mom / Money Series
The number one email I'm getting is from people saying that they want to buy products but are short on funds. Either they're new moms, students, or just need to conserve money. So, I've wanted to do a New Mom Series for a while anyway (because you guys are huge supporters), and I'm going to show y'all an EASY WAY to earn a lot of side income just going to Thrift Stores and listing items on Alibris, Amazon, Ebay, Half. I did that years ago. Great for SAH Moms, students, part-time job for teens, or just side weekend income. There are some tips & tricks to maximize your earnings. There's a "Square Way" to do it and a "Grimy Way" to do it. I'll show y'all both -- but the more grimy you are, the more money you make.
Product Reviews
They are coming, but let me first post my money series, so everyone can buy products and no one will feel left out.
1 Minute Health Tips
The shorter my videos, the more views they get. I'm going to try a little experiment to give you guys tips like I did in the early days... but keep my videos under 1 minute. We'll see how that goes... LOL
New Fashion Body Shots
I have tons of costumes I need to make videos for, but many of you are asking for just everyday fashion outfits. I'm not a "beauty" vlogger, but I realize that's what many of them do. First of all... YAWN-FEST... j/k. But seriously, the truth is I don't wear snazzy fashions; I've STILL just been schlepping! I know you guys think when you lose your weight you're going to walk around constantly dressed like Britney Spears... but let me let you in on a secret... the girls who dress that way, don't let a little think like "weight" stop them from dressing that way! LOL If you were going to be all hoochied out, you'd be dressing like that right now! Anyway, I did some shopping for sexy, everyday fashions, and I'll do an "Outfit Of The Week" once I get into a schedule.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
LOL I Was On TV!
I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille...
Damn, ABC, why couldn't y'all show a clip of me looking half-way decent? Y'all mufuggas had to search through ancient videos of me looking a hot ass mess!
Two things:
1. I did not do the 17-Day Diet.
2. This is only going to fuel my haters' rumors that I am a professional actress/model being paid to diet. Side note: notice how that is the only rumor I have NEVER denied! LOL If you haters truly believe I look like an actress or model... by all means feel free to continue believing that. In fact, I feel it is your duty to spread that rumor far and wide! LOL
Shout Out to CannonChirps for sending me the video; this gave me a much needed laugh! I won't forget you when I'm in Hollywood. :)
Damn, ABC, why couldn't y'all show a clip of me looking half-way decent? Y'all mufuggas had to search through ancient videos of me looking a hot ass mess!
Two things:
1. I did not do the 17-Day Diet.
2. This is only going to fuel my haters' rumors that I am a professional actress/model being paid to diet. Side note: notice how that is the only rumor I have NEVER denied! LOL If you haters truly believe I look like an actress or model... by all means feel free to continue believing that. In fact, I feel it is your duty to spread that rumor far and wide! LOL
Shout Out to CannonChirps for sending me the video; this gave me a much needed laugh! I won't forget you when I'm in Hollywood. :)
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Use The Spring Equinox (March 20) To Manifest Your Desires
Hola Party People and Happy New Year! Yes, the Spring Equinox marks the true start of a new year. I've already posted a video on this topic last year. The only thing that has changed is obviously the time of the Equinox. See the notes below to determine when it happens in your time zone.
And yes, the old addage/caveat "be careful what you wish for" is DEFINITELY in full effect when practicing this manifestation technique. I, of course, wanted to more money... well with that comes MORE WORK. As y'all have seen, I am literally swamped/suffocated/buried by work, and more opportunities are constantly coming to me. Also, a friend of mine did this technique; he wanted romance. Well, he's now a father and forever tied to a woman he's not certain he wants to spend his life with. SO BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!
Also, this teacher, Barbara Hand Clow, mentioned that the "Holiday Season" would be particularly difficult to handle, because you will be on a different "Manifestation Seasonal Schedule" than everyone else around you. Umm... "difficult to handle" is the understatement of the year. At the risk of revealing the true wretched family member that I am, this holiday season was absolutely greuling for me.
But it certainly feels like a new beginning. Things are starting to settle and new projects are starting for me. Use the creative energies of this time to manifest your desires. Happy New Year! :)
**LOL! I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO. SORRY MY DELIVERY WAS SO STIFF BACK THEN!**
Free "Theatre of the Mind Podcast" with Barbara Hand Clow:
Listen to this & practice this technique during The Spring Equinox.
Manifestation & The Spring Equinox
**I'M REALLY BEHIND IN EMAILS. BEFORE WRITING, SEE IF YOUR QUESTION IS ANSWERED BELOW**
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! WOOOO! Yes, the Spring Equinox marks the true start of a new year. It's a new beginning; a fresh start; don't miss this opportunity! We are entering 3 months of deep creative energy. If you have experienced difficulty attaining your New Year's Goals year after year, try this spectacular technique for manifestation given by Mayan Elder, Barbara Hand Clow. Use the creative energies present right now to manifest your desires this year. This 3-month period is designated for beginning new projects. I lucked-up into it! I began my weight loss in May... thank goodness! And I most definitely reaped the benefits of all the creative energy present at this time. Plus prior to starting my plan, I was doing a ton of research right during this creative time period. Definitely take a listen; she explains each of the four "3-month periods" throughout the year & how each period is going to help you manifest your desires. Right now is the beginning of the 3 months of creation, where you start new projects, affirm your desires, & make your resolutions. Keep your eyes open to opportunities. Many things will begin coming to you now in order to manifest your desires. This is all kick-started when the Zodiac resets at the Spring Equinox.
WHEN IS THE SPRING EQUINOX?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox
It falls on March 20th or 21st each year. This year, it's March 20, 2011 at 23:21:00 Universal Time (UTC). It is different depending on Your Time Zone. For me, it is March 20th, 7:21 pm EDT, and I'm going to be meditating like a mug! Click Here to Convert 23:21:00 Universal Time (UTC) on March 20, 2011 to Your Time Zone: http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc
WHY IS THE SPRING EQUINOX IMPORTANT?
This marks the true "New Year." Many creative energies are present to help you achieve your goals that were not present when you tried to manifest them in January -- that's a different set of energy (she will explain). But now is the time to make your resolutions. Embrace the energy. Visualize, meditate, vibrate, create! Commit yourself. Believe in yourself. Believe in your creative power. Most of all: Believe it will work. Your life is created by your beliefs. The energies are here waiting to be used by you. Manifest Your Goal Body & Become an 11 in 2011! WOOO!
GO BACK TO DOING UNDERWEAR VIDEOS! I DON'T BELIEVE ALL THIS FRUITY, NEW AGE CRAP!
Yes, and that's working out so well for you isn't it?! There is nothing "New" about Astrology. The very atoms that make up your being were forged in stars; with such an intimate connection, perhaps it would behoove us to understand them a little, no? However, if what you're doing is working for you, by all means, keep doing it. As with everything in life, we all need to find our individual paths. Buuuttt... for a phenomenon as universal as "failed New Year's Resolutions," logic would suggest there must be a universal link. Many hard-working, dedicated, determined people fail year after year... the explanation could be as simple as the timing in which those resolutions are made. Wouldn't you like to find out? Can't hurt to give it a try. Oh, shut your trap & open your mind, you ole fuddy-duddy! Or you can continue your bland, boring, non-creative existence! I, however, will be rocking out with the energies March 20th! WOOO!
DO YOU HAVE MORE SUGGESTIONS FOR INSPIRATIONAL TEACHERS?
Yes. The problem is I am actually speaking in those videos and not twirling around in my underwear, so no one actually watches them. If you are interested in more videos like this one, please visit http://EasyWayShow.com/audiobooks.html and get enlightened teachers in your head!
EXPLORE MORE:
Barbara Hand Clow: http://www.handclow2012.com
Interested in DMA? Catch Kelly Howell's interview with Robert Fritz here: http://www.brainsync.com/podcasts/search-podcasts/podcasts-by-date/170.html
She has the most intriguing guests; bookmark her site. Her Podcast introduced me to my (and your) Guru, Marc Allen! http://www.marcallen.com
meditation, manifestation, spring equinox, march equinox, solstice, new year's resolutions, impatientdieter, impatient dieter, manifest your dreams, manifest your desires, creative energy
And yes, the old addage/caveat "be careful what you wish for" is DEFINITELY in full effect when practicing this manifestation technique. I, of course, wanted to more money... well with that comes MORE WORK. As y'all have seen, I am literally swamped/suffocated/buried by work, and more opportunities are constantly coming to me. Also, a friend of mine did this technique; he wanted romance. Well, he's now a father and forever tied to a woman he's not certain he wants to spend his life with. SO BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!
Also, this teacher, Barbara Hand Clow, mentioned that the "Holiday Season" would be particularly difficult to handle, because you will be on a different "Manifestation Seasonal Schedule" than everyone else around you. Umm... "difficult to handle" is the understatement of the year. At the risk of revealing the true wretched family member that I am, this holiday season was absolutely greuling for me.
But it certainly feels like a new beginning. Things are starting to settle and new projects are starting for me. Use the creative energies of this time to manifest your desires. Happy New Year! :)
**LOL! I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO. SORRY MY DELIVERY WAS SO STIFF BACK THEN!**
Free "Theatre of the Mind Podcast" with Barbara Hand Clow:
Listen to this & practice this technique during The Spring Equinox.
Manifestation & The Spring Equinox
**I'M REALLY BEHIND IN EMAILS. BEFORE WRITING, SEE IF YOUR QUESTION IS ANSWERED BELOW**
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! WOOOO! Yes, the Spring Equinox marks the true start of a new year. It's a new beginning; a fresh start; don't miss this opportunity! We are entering 3 months of deep creative energy. If you have experienced difficulty attaining your New Year's Goals year after year, try this spectacular technique for manifestation given by Mayan Elder, Barbara Hand Clow. Use the creative energies present right now to manifest your desires this year. This 3-month period is designated for beginning new projects. I lucked-up into it! I began my weight loss in May... thank goodness! And I most definitely reaped the benefits of all the creative energy present at this time. Plus prior to starting my plan, I was doing a ton of research right during this creative time period. Definitely take a listen; she explains each of the four "3-month periods" throughout the year & how each period is going to help you manifest your desires. Right now is the beginning of the 3 months of creation, where you start new projects, affirm your desires, & make your resolutions. Keep your eyes open to opportunities. Many things will begin coming to you now in order to manifest your desires. This is all kick-started when the Zodiac resets at the Spring Equinox.
WHEN IS THE SPRING EQUINOX?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox
It falls on March 20th or 21st each year. This year, it's March 20, 2011 at 23:21:00 Universal Time (UTC). It is different depending on Your Time Zone. For me, it is March 20th, 7:21 pm EDT, and I'm going to be meditating like a mug! Click Here to Convert 23:21:00 Universal Time (UTC) on March 20, 2011 to Your Time Zone: http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc
WHY IS THE SPRING EQUINOX IMPORTANT?
This marks the true "New Year." Many creative energies are present to help you achieve your goals that were not present when you tried to manifest them in January -- that's a different set of energy (she will explain). But now is the time to make your resolutions. Embrace the energy. Visualize, meditate, vibrate, create! Commit yourself. Believe in yourself. Believe in your creative power. Most of all: Believe it will work. Your life is created by your beliefs. The energies are here waiting to be used by you. Manifest Your Goal Body & Become an 11 in 2011! WOOO!
GO BACK TO DOING UNDERWEAR VIDEOS! I DON'T BELIEVE ALL THIS FRUITY, NEW AGE CRAP!
Yes, and that's working out so well for you isn't it?! There is nothing "New" about Astrology. The very atoms that make up your being were forged in stars; with such an intimate connection, perhaps it would behoove us to understand them a little, no? However, if what you're doing is working for you, by all means, keep doing it. As with everything in life, we all need to find our individual paths. Buuuttt... for a phenomenon as universal as "failed New Year's Resolutions," logic would suggest there must be a universal link. Many hard-working, dedicated, determined people fail year after year... the explanation could be as simple as the timing in which those resolutions are made. Wouldn't you like to find out? Can't hurt to give it a try. Oh, shut your trap & open your mind, you ole fuddy-duddy! Or you can continue your bland, boring, non-creative existence! I, however, will be rocking out with the energies March 20th! WOOO!
DO YOU HAVE MORE SUGGESTIONS FOR INSPIRATIONAL TEACHERS?
Yes. The problem is I am actually speaking in those videos and not twirling around in my underwear, so no one actually watches them. If you are interested in more videos like this one, please visit http://EasyWayShow.com/audiobooks.html and get enlightened teachers in your head!
EXPLORE MORE:
Barbara Hand Clow: http://www.handclow2012.com
Interested in DMA? Catch Kelly Howell's interview with Robert Fritz here: http://www.brainsync.com/podcasts/search-podcasts/podcasts-by-date/170.html
She has the most intriguing guests; bookmark her site. Her Podcast introduced me to my (and your) Guru, Marc Allen! http://www.marcallen.com
meditation, manifestation, spring equinox, march equinox, solstice, new year's resolutions, impatientdieter, impatient dieter, manifest your dreams, manifest your desires, creative energy
Saturday, February 5, 2011
How To Lose 20+ Pounds in a Week - ImpatientDieter Colon Health & Review Series
My latest video is up. I spent quite a bit of time on it, so I hope you guys like it. If not, please let me know... make sure to leave a comment or email so I can block your ass! Working on more videos, y'all. They'll be up soon.
Want to lose 5 to 20 pounds? Well, that's what the average person is carrying around right now in the form of waste in their colon. YUCK! Those of you who go days on end without a "movement," are doing damage to every system in your body... and you're on the road to doing a bad Elvis Presley impression. Not to mention, Colon Cancer is the 2nd leading killer cancer for Americans. We definitely need to get serious about our colon health.
Eleotin Cleanse: http://tinyurl.com/eleotincleanse
Impatient Dieter Colon Cleanse Product Review Series
EasyWayShow.com/colonhealth.html
In this series, I will be reviewing colon cleansing products & fiber supplements. Time to clear out that "dead weight" & become 11s in 2011! :)
I began with the most expensive product, Eleotin Cleanse & Detox. My full product review will come next month. So far, I am very impressed. I did not expect such a huge "effect" because I do eat pretty healthfully. However, this cleanse is extraordinary. I cannot say enough good things about it, and almost everything about their business is perfect: great product, nice website, lightning-fast shipping (I didn't even choose express shipping). However, should you need to correspond with them, that is their one negative strike. I will warn their email response time is exceptionally slow. Full review next month.
Metamucil Fiber Cinnamon Spice Fiber Wafers Review
One word: delicious! I showed them, but had to edit that section out due to the video's length. Now please note, along with being a cleanse, Eleotin HAS FIBER in it. I'm stressing that, because if you take in too much fiber, you will experience the exact opposite effect of what you desire from a cleanse. You will become extremely bloated & "backed up." Fiber is in all plant foods. So be very conscious of the amount of fiber you're taking in through your diet, should you decide to do this cleanse.
Subliminal Messages
EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
They can help in every aspect of your life, including your health. If you have doubts about whether subliminal messages will work, download their FREE album. Play it at night while you're sleeping. If you don't experience changes in your behavior, thoughts, and attraction, then you aren't out anything. But if you do experience changes, just imagine how great it would be to get their other albums for specific areas of your life you want to improve.
Want to lose 5 to 20 pounds? Well, that's what the average person is carrying around right now in the form of waste in their colon. YUCK! Those of you who go days on end without a "movement," are doing damage to every system in your body... and you're on the road to doing a bad Elvis Presley impression. Not to mention, Colon Cancer is the 2nd leading killer cancer for Americans. We definitely need to get serious about our colon health.
Eleotin Cleanse: http://tinyurl.com/eleotincleanse
Impatient Dieter Colon Cleanse Product Review Series
EasyWayShow.com/colonhealth.html
In this series, I will be reviewing colon cleansing products & fiber supplements. Time to clear out that "dead weight" & become 11s in 2011! :)
I began with the most expensive product, Eleotin Cleanse & Detox. My full product review will come next month. So far, I am very impressed. I did not expect such a huge "effect" because I do eat pretty healthfully. However, this cleanse is extraordinary. I cannot say enough good things about it, and almost everything about their business is perfect: great product, nice website, lightning-fast shipping (I didn't even choose express shipping). However, should you need to correspond with them, that is their one negative strike. I will warn their email response time is exceptionally slow. Full review next month.
Metamucil Fiber Cinnamon Spice Fiber Wafers Review
One word: delicious! I showed them, but had to edit that section out due to the video's length. Now please note, along with being a cleanse, Eleotin HAS FIBER in it. I'm stressing that, because if you take in too much fiber, you will experience the exact opposite effect of what you desire from a cleanse. You will become extremely bloated & "backed up." Fiber is in all plant foods. So be very conscious of the amount of fiber you're taking in through your diet, should you decide to do this cleanse.
Subliminal Messages
EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
They can help in every aspect of your life, including your health. If you have doubts about whether subliminal messages will work, download their FREE album. Play it at night while you're sleeping. If you don't experience changes in your behavior, thoughts, and attraction, then you aren't out anything. But if you do experience changes, just imagine how great it would be to get their other albums for specific areas of your life you want to improve.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
The Reason You're Fat = Carbs and Insulin Resistance
Later this year, I'll do a series on carbohydrates, because eating them is the true reason we are fat. The "Fat Makes You Fat" lie is being exposed by countless medical professionals, yet I get emails every day from those of you who fear eating fat. Comedian and Nutrition Ninja, Tom Naughton, really shines the light on the Fat Myth in his move "Fat Head." I ordered the DVD and I'll give you guys my review when it gets here, but from the preview clips on youtube, it looks like a kick-ass film. I'll put some links below to get the DVD, but he posted an OUTSTANDING, 5-part lecture on Carbs and Insulin Resistance (the best lecture I've ever seen on the subject). Make sure to watch his complete lecture, but I'm going to embed my favorite part below where he cites a study in which fat mice STARVED to death WITHOUT burning their body fat due to the body's insulin response.
Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/FatHeadMovie
His Site: http://www.fathead-movie.com
Fat Head DVD: http://www.fathead-movie.com/FatHeadDVD.html
Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/FatHeadMovie
His Site: http://www.fathead-movie.com
Fat Head DVD: http://www.fathead-movie.com/FatHeadDVD.html
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Clearing The Sh** Out of Your Life
Hey Guys! I'm currently working on the Colon Health video and *crosses fingers* will hopefully have that up this coming week. Please bear with me as my schedule is finally slowing down after the holidays. It's actually quite timely, since it's the start of 2011, to discuss getting rid of the crap in your life. I'm going to be talking about "clearing out crap" in the literal sense during my Colon Health Series, but figuratively speaking, you need to clear out the crap that is impeding your weight loss as well. One of which may in fact be toxic people. People who constantly tell you they have no faith you will succeed, continually put you down, and tell you what an embarassment you are while they recount all of your past failures... them pesky MFs GOT TO GO.
Like the rest of the world, I am absolutely enamored with Ted Williams. He's had two years clean, has been given an amazing chance at redemption, and is planning to rebuild his life. Why am I bringing him up? Because he has a toxic beast in his life who, if he does not get away from, will most certainly drive him to use within a month: His "Mother." I can look past a lot. I can look past the AP interview where instead of being appreciative her homeless son was discovered and would finally get off the streets, she instead donned a fur coat, recounted all of his past failures, and said how embarassed she was. I can look past the tearless, hugless, repitilian "welcome home" she gave her own child after a 20-yr separation, greeting him with the words "Don't disappoint me," and making continuous comments about his physical appearance. What I cannot look past is the interview below, where this narcissistic, self-absorbed, appearance-obsessed "mother" repeatedly shakes her head and makes it crystal clear that she values the opinions of others far more than the welfare, safety, and future success of her own damn child. I'm so hot right now... seething after watching the video below. Please, please hear me: you have THE WORST addiction there is because you can never walk away from food; therefore, this is THE ONLY addiction you are forced to overcome. If you are struggling to overcome this addiction, and you have someone like this in your life who continuously states they have no faith in you, is downright flippant about your future success, and is more obsessed with their own image in the eyes of the world than your health... GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THOSE TOXIC PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
Like the rest of the world, I am absolutely enamored with Ted Williams. He's had two years clean, has been given an amazing chance at redemption, and is planning to rebuild his life. Why am I bringing him up? Because he has a toxic beast in his life who, if he does not get away from, will most certainly drive him to use within a month: His "Mother." I can look past a lot. I can look past the AP interview where instead of being appreciative her homeless son was discovered and would finally get off the streets, she instead donned a fur coat, recounted all of his past failures, and said how embarassed she was. I can look past the tearless, hugless, repitilian "welcome home" she gave her own child after a 20-yr separation, greeting him with the words "Don't disappoint me," and making continuous comments about his physical appearance. What I cannot look past is the interview below, where this narcissistic, self-absorbed, appearance-obsessed "mother" repeatedly shakes her head and makes it crystal clear that she values the opinions of others far more than the welfare, safety, and future success of her own damn child. I'm so hot right now... seething after watching the video below. Please, please hear me: you have THE WORST addiction there is because you can never walk away from food; therefore, this is THE ONLY addiction you are forced to overcome. If you are struggling to overcome this addiction, and you have someone like this in your life who continuously states they have no faith in you, is downright flippant about your future success, and is more obsessed with their own image in the eyes of the world than your health... GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THOSE TOXIC PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Anti-Aging, New Booty, Colostrum, Antler Velvet, Compression Suits
Hey Guys! Well it looks like I was too impatient. The video appears to have finally published after 3 days--I knew that would happen as soon as I put the other one up, that's why I didn't take the original down right away. Anyway, video and notes are below.
*DIVA TANTRUM ALERT*
If one more person asks me where they can find product links, I'm petitioning Youtube to require an IQ Test! Seriously? I have a tiny block of time to answer mail & I'm months behind; dammit man, I don't have the time for this nonsense. If you can't find my product links, after I've spent hours creating my videos and inserted large finger graphics pointing toward the links... UNSUBSCRIBE!
My email is to be used only for the following 4 purposes:
1. Telling me how great I am;
2. Telling me what an inspiration I am;
3. Telling me how fabulous I look;
4. Clever, original, humorous hate mail. (No duds please. Haters, I'm a Boss Bitch with Brains, Beauty, and Booty; step your troll game up accordingly.)
Almost anything else you can possibly think to ask has been answered on a 24-page website or in 141 friggin videos.
*NOW RETURNING TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOTES*
http://EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Welcome to ImpatientDieter's Anti-Aging Series. Clearly, Impatient Dieter is becoming a cranky old bag. Follow this spinster attempt to reverse her aging process & onery disposition. For links to all products and more info on my regimen, visit the link above.
MIND:
http://EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
Subliminal Messages: Your subconscious controls 95-99% of everything you do. Replace your tired, stifling, negative programs with positive, life-giving, creative ones. Visualization: See it in your mind; manifest it in your life.
EXERCISE:
Z90X Weight Loss Routine: http://EasyWayShow.com/exercise.html
Type Z Toning: http://EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Callan Pinckney is a Beast! I luv her! Follow my progress using Callanetics and Compression Suits.
COLOSTRUM & ANTLER VELVET:
Many brands! I'll review them; you decide what's best for you. The ones I'm taking are $22 & I've never had more energy!
Again, credit to Daniel Vitalis for his teachings on Colostrum & Antler Velvet. Time for Real Talk: I love all you subscribers & I understand many of you raw foodists have issues with him, but I'm personally a fan. Controversial or not, Daniel Vitalis is an unparalleled source of research, powerhouse speaker & phenomenal motivator. I love all his teachings... except that water malarkey. As a germaphobe, R.O. Water trumps Spring Water; getting water out of a random stream or pool is straight filthy. But everything else, I'm right with him. I find him to be a well-read, honorable figure. I tried unsuccessfully to get in contact with that *ahem* "conscious promoter" of his so I could use some video clips to address your guys' questions/concerns/dislikes, because I want y'all to feel as confident in his message as I do--but whatever, forget her. Daniel is a spectacular teacher to follow; strong character; courageously pioneering a new path; engaging speaker; killer tats; individual style; looks like he's rapping when he talks. I put him on the same level as Philip McCluskey, and y'all know how much I love him. Phillip is a King & together, they're the best examples for us on Youtube. Obviously, if you're watching my videos, you aren't the picture of perfect health. Anyone can be a critic & cast stones. I've researched the Raw Teachers many of you believe I should be promoting instead; and guess what, Daniel is right: a lot of what they teach is NOT supported by research, which is why they NEVER reference any when they speak. I've never seen such a thing! These people post videos all over telling you what to put in your body & don't cite a single source; a Jr. High Speech & Debate Team doesn't do that! The only thing the other raw teachers have that Daniel doesn't are professional promoters. With the right PR, Daniel would be on TV & you would be telling stories about how you met him at a raggedy coffee house once. Bottom line: I'll continue to present folks who are good compasses for us. Daniel Vitalis & Phillip McCluskey are hands-down leaders of the pack; there isn't a soul on YouTube who has accomplished as much or lived the lives they have. Subscribe to them: "DanielVitalis" & "LovingRaw". I'll be referencing them a lot in the coming year.
PRODUCT REVIEWS:
Many for 2011. CellFood Skin Gel & Super Skin Serum are incredible! Can't believe how my laugh line diminished. Can't wait to do 30-day update.
*DIVA TANTRUM ALERT*
If one more person asks me where they can find product links, I'm petitioning Youtube to require an IQ Test! Seriously? I have a tiny block of time to answer mail & I'm months behind; dammit man, I don't have the time for this nonsense. If you can't find my product links, after I've spent hours creating my videos and inserted large finger graphics pointing toward the links... UNSUBSCRIBE!
My email is to be used only for the following 4 purposes:
1. Telling me how great I am;
2. Telling me what an inspiration I am;
3. Telling me how fabulous I look;
4. Clever, original, humorous hate mail. (No duds please. Haters, I'm a Boss Bitch with Brains, Beauty, and Booty; step your troll game up accordingly.)
Almost anything else you can possibly think to ask has been answered on a 24-page website or in 141 friggin videos.
*NOW RETURNING TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOTES*
http://EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Welcome to ImpatientDieter's Anti-Aging Series. Clearly, Impatient Dieter is becoming a cranky old bag. Follow this spinster attempt to reverse her aging process & onery disposition. For links to all products and more info on my regimen, visit the link above.
MIND:
http://EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
Subliminal Messages: Your subconscious controls 95-99% of everything you do. Replace your tired, stifling, negative programs with positive, life-giving, creative ones. Visualization: See it in your mind; manifest it in your life.
EXERCISE:
Z90X Weight Loss Routine: http://EasyWayShow.com/exercise.html
Type Z Toning: http://EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Callan Pinckney is a Beast! I luv her! Follow my progress using Callanetics and Compression Suits.
COLOSTRUM & ANTLER VELVET:
Many brands! I'll review them; you decide what's best for you. The ones I'm taking are $22 & I've never had more energy!
Again, credit to Daniel Vitalis for his teachings on Colostrum & Antler Velvet. Time for Real Talk: I love all you subscribers & I understand many of you raw foodists have issues with him, but I'm personally a fan. Controversial or not, Daniel Vitalis is an unparalleled source of research, powerhouse speaker & phenomenal motivator. I love all his teachings... except that water malarkey. As a germaphobe, R.O. Water trumps Spring Water; getting water out of a random stream or pool is straight filthy. But everything else, I'm right with him. I find him to be a well-read, honorable figure. I tried unsuccessfully to get in contact with that *ahem* "conscious promoter" of his so I could use some video clips to address your guys' questions/concerns/dislikes, because I want y'all to feel as confident in his message as I do--but whatever, forget her. Daniel is a spectacular teacher to follow; strong character; courageously pioneering a new path; engaging speaker; killer tats; individual style; looks like he's rapping when he talks. I put him on the same level as Philip McCluskey, and y'all know how much I love him. Phillip is a King & together, they're the best examples for us on Youtube. Obviously, if you're watching my videos, you aren't the picture of perfect health. Anyone can be a critic & cast stones. I've researched the Raw Teachers many of you believe I should be promoting instead; and guess what, Daniel is right: a lot of what they teach is NOT supported by research, which is why they NEVER reference any when they speak. I've never seen such a thing! These people post videos all over telling you what to put in your body & don't cite a single source; a Jr. High Speech & Debate Team doesn't do that! The only thing the other raw teachers have that Daniel doesn't are professional promoters. With the right PR, Daniel would be on TV & you would be telling stories about how you met him at a raggedy coffee house once. Bottom line: I'll continue to present folks who are good compasses for us. Daniel Vitalis & Phillip McCluskey are hands-down leaders of the pack; there isn't a soul on YouTube who has accomplished as much or lived the lives they have. Subscribe to them: "DanielVitalis" & "LovingRaw". I'll be referencing them a lot in the coming year.
PRODUCT REVIEWS:
Many for 2011. CellFood Skin Gel & Super Skin Serum are incredible! Can't believe how my laugh line diminished. Can't wait to do 30-day update.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Finally a Raw Foodist Shows The Truth of Wild Spring Water
When you see these delusional people going around gathering "wild" spring water, you want to scream, "Hold up, son... You have no idea what has been done to that water before you got to it." It turns out, the truth is more sickening. Even when they see with their own eyes something revolting done in the water RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, these entranced zombies will still gather it and drink it! I'm going to embed a video below. You guys know me; I was going to exploit the comedy of this clip, and it would be hilarious if it weren't so repugnant. Daniel Vitalis takes these people to his "sacred" spring pond. They are gathering wild spring water TO DRINK, and this man films his friend stick her feet in it. The only thing more vile than this woman sticking her feet in the spring water she is watching people gather for drinking, are the wimps lacking the balls to stand up and tell her to take her filthy feet out of it! And what's truly gross... THEY DRINK IT! You actually see people drinking it. Drinking this woman's toe-jam, funk, and parasites! Yeesh... had to shake off my chills! Now y'all know I'm a germaphobe, but this is the next level of nasty! This was done in public... can you imagine what is done in this water when no one is looking? We will discuss Reverse Osmosis Water, but I am SOOOOO anti-wild spring water for this very reason. Not only does it clearly make you a complete wimp; it's just filthy! This is why Wayne Gendel teaches, it is UNSANITARY to be going around gathering wild spring water.
You can skip to time 2:07
Friday, October 1, 2010
I Hit The Lottery Again... well kinda...
Hey, I celebrate every win! So anyway, this week I decided to change my lottery strategy. Scratch-offs are fun, but with the same $1 you spend on them, you could actually be playing some numbers and hit the state Lotto Jackpot! So I decided to forgo the scratch-offs and instead spend that money playing a bunch of different number combinations. Of course, I loyally listen to my Attract Money Subliminal Messages and Win The Lottery Subliminal Album. In Florida, we have the Lotto Wednesday and Saturday. I was just going to play them on Saturday, but since I had to stop for gas anyway, I thought up a bunch of numbers and decided to go ahead and play Wed & Sat for the next 2 weeks. So I got my pre-paid ticket and -- drumroll -- my new lottery strategy already paid off! My ticket was half-full again! WOOO! On one of my plays I got two numbers, which means I get a free ticket, but... on another one of my plays I got half the lottery numbers! OK, Millions of people play and don't win a thing; that's how the jackpot increases. Do you realize the odds of getting half of the numbers? Well, I did it AGAIN! WOOOOO! Y'all think I'm playin, I am going to hit the friggin lottery, you watch! If anyone is going to hit the lottery, it will be my crazy behind, because you guys know I believe in all this positive energy and subliminal stuff! Anyway, I'll give you guys an update next week... from my castle in Ireland! HAHAHAHA!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
This is Now The Florida Lottery Blog! I Won Again!
This has officially become The Florida Lottery Blog! LOL Anyway, in an effort to break my hard-core Bingo addiction, I have ultimately gained a new addiction. As you guys know, if you have been following this blog, I have been listening to Attract Money Subliminal Messages and the Win The Lottery Subliminal Album. Anyway, in every gas station, they have these reels of scratch-off tickets. Well, I decided a couple of weeks ago that I would spend $7 per week on lottery -- buying five $1 scratch-off game tickets and one lotto ticket with the extra. Well obviously, I have not hit the lotto, because I'm actually writing this instead of cruising around the world with some random pool boy. But with my scratch-off tickets, I have been killing it! During the first week, I won 3 out of the 5 tickets. Last week, I won 4 out of the 5 tickets. This week, I decided to document it. As you can see, I won 4 out of the 5 tickets. Now we're not talking huge money, but I typically don't have luck like this. And Dr. Dyer says, even if you see a penny, you should pick it up and thank the Universe for putting it in your path. You never say, "What, God... only a penny?" Because the amount of money is irrelevant; it's the energy that the money and the gratitude for it represent. Anyway, you should see the huge smile on my face when I'm scratching them thangs off! The guy at the gas station I go to (My Lucky Gas Station) says, "What are you doing? How do you win every time?" LOL I'm telling you, it's the Attract Money and Lottery Subliminal Messages. I am a Money Magnet! HAHAHAHA! Umma mess around and hit the lottery, you watch! And you guys will see my loud behind on TV going, "WOOOOOOOO!" And they will air it... and AutoTuneTheNews will make a song about me! LOL OK, I'll give y'all an update next week! :)
My Subliminal Messages Series: EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
My Subliminal Messages Series: EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Don't Even Have The Strength To Complain!
I will post a rant on the hours of life siphoned... devoured... strangled from my existence... trying to get that !%&^#@$ video to output in high resolution. Anyway, it's not going to happen. I may need to go ahead and get Adobe Premiere. I definitely want you guys to be able to see results with the products and I simply can't do that with crappy resolution. This will force me to shoot shorter videos.. which I'm sure is what y'all want anyway. But between the different lighting, outfit colors, text, length, transitions, music, voice-over, etc., there was just no way to get this to output in high resolution... not with my Wal-mart software! UUUUUGGGGHHHH... I don't even have the strength to rant! Anyway, updating my site now and here's my latest video and notes below:
This video is a month old. Sorry guys. Been slowly editing it for a damn month. It has been completed for a week, but due to all of the different clips, skintone, graphics, length, etc., I can't get the thing to output in high res like my Mind Series. Anyway, the last time you saw the tightness of my skin and "My Situation" was this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1oREvzZuM (Loose Skin & Stretch Marks - Impatient Dieter's Secret! 10 in 2010 Liquid Diet Weight Loss) shot on piece of $%, poor-excuse for a camera. This video was shot on a high quality camera, from 100 different angles, in high res... and after all that... EPIC FAIL and I was lookin good too! Anyway, introductory videos for my "Body & Skin" Series will be uploaded this week. Working on the following web pages now:
SCAR DIMINISHING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
"My Bad Situation" (eczema) is all healed now. I cannot stress what an amazing accomplishment that is. My outbreaks last for months on end and are EXTREMELY resistant to treatment. My chest outbreaks were so resistant my dermatologist performed a biopsy to ensure I only had eczema and not a more serious condition (I show you the keloid from that biopsy in the introductory video). I have NOT visited my dermatologist for this outbreak on my back... to be completely honest, I would have seen him if my insane schedule would have allowed it. REPEAT: I did NOT intentionally avoid the dermatologist to "test out my alternative treatment"; however, my healing is 100% the result of Visualization, LOA Subliminal Messages, DMSO, & MSM Lotion; I haven't had ANY medical intervention. I discuss this in my Scar Series. Now diminishing that huge scar is foremost on my Goal List!
STRETCH MARKS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/stretchmarks.html
Monthly showcase of prepping skin with DMSO & applying the following products to treat my stretch marks: MSM Lotion, Shea Butter, Trilastin, & elastiCUR Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy.
ANTI-AGING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Monthly showcase of using anti-aging supplements, as well as prepping my skin with DMSO applying facial creams.
COMPRESSION SUITS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/compressionsuits.html
Monthly showcase of Type Z Toning! Wearing on the treadmill and while I sleep. I'll explain why they work so well and record my progress.
SKIN TIGHTENING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/skintightening.html
With my new MSM regimen, my skin is tighter every day... and I'm giddy with excitement at having real-life haters! WOOOOO! (You Youtube haters blow in comparison!)
HOT HOLIDAY BODY SHOT SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/body.html
Obviously, most sexy costumes are two-piece. The reason the ones I filmed are one-piece was because I wasn't certain if I was going to share my eczema with you guys. I'm stepping way out of my comfort zone. Even though I filmed my eczema, I had second thoughts about it. But as time went by and my Twitterers kept requesting a body shot, I decided I would bare all... probably why I've been subconsciously dragging my feet on editing. And the reason I look raggedier & raggedier with each outfit is because I had to take frequent breaks while filming. Why? Well, I get those lovely hives whenever I have an eczema flare-up. If you've never had hives, fly home tonight and kiss your mother. They are the absolute worst affliction and the sure sign you must have been a Nazi or something in a former life. My welts come sporadically all day and go away within about 20 min, but I definitely didn't want red welts all over my boobs & booty preserved for all eternity! And a final note: I wasn't intentionally sticking my chest out! I didn't realize I was doing that! LOL I look like a 12-yr-old who just got her boobs! And Harry Potter will be worn to celebrate the release of Deathly Hallows. It's my fav, but might get converted to a 2-piece because it is SHORT AS HELL! Links to all outfits will be on my site.
MY PSA
MAKE YOUR HOUSE A NO-SHOE ZONE!
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like for you to make your home a No-Shoe Zone! Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy f-ing shoes! Thank you! More to come about that. You Americans need to cut that sh*t out. It's unsanitary and repulsive!
This video is a month old. Sorry guys. Been slowly editing it for a damn month. It has been completed for a week, but due to all of the different clips, skintone, graphics, length, etc., I can't get the thing to output in high res like my Mind Series. Anyway, the last time you saw the tightness of my skin and "My Situation" was this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1oREvzZuM (Loose Skin & Stretch Marks - Impatient Dieter's Secret! 10 in 2010 Liquid Diet Weight Loss) shot on piece of $%, poor-excuse for a camera. This video was shot on a high quality camera, from 100 different angles, in high res... and after all that... EPIC FAIL and I was lookin good too! Anyway, introductory videos for my "Body & Skin" Series will be uploaded this week. Working on the following web pages now:
SCAR DIMINISHING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
"My Bad Situation" (eczema) is all healed now. I cannot stress what an amazing accomplishment that is. My outbreaks last for months on end and are EXTREMELY resistant to treatment. My chest outbreaks were so resistant my dermatologist performed a biopsy to ensure I only had eczema and not a more serious condition (I show you the keloid from that biopsy in the introductory video). I have NOT visited my dermatologist for this outbreak on my back... to be completely honest, I would have seen him if my insane schedule would have allowed it. REPEAT: I did NOT intentionally avoid the dermatologist to "test out my alternative treatment"; however, my healing is 100% the result of Visualization, LOA Subliminal Messages, DMSO, & MSM Lotion; I haven't had ANY medical intervention. I discuss this in my Scar Series. Now diminishing that huge scar is foremost on my Goal List!
STRETCH MARKS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/stretchmarks.html
Monthly showcase of prepping skin with DMSO & applying the following products to treat my stretch marks: MSM Lotion, Shea Butter, Trilastin, & elastiCUR Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy.
ANTI-AGING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Monthly showcase of using anti-aging supplements, as well as prepping my skin with DMSO applying facial creams.
COMPRESSION SUITS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/compressionsuits.html
Monthly showcase of Type Z Toning! Wearing on the treadmill and while I sleep. I'll explain why they work so well and record my progress.
SKIN TIGHTENING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/skintightening.html
With my new MSM regimen, my skin is tighter every day... and I'm giddy with excitement at having real-life haters! WOOOOO! (You Youtube haters blow in comparison!)
HOT HOLIDAY BODY SHOT SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/body.html
Obviously, most sexy costumes are two-piece. The reason the ones I filmed are one-piece was because I wasn't certain if I was going to share my eczema with you guys. I'm stepping way out of my comfort zone. Even though I filmed my eczema, I had second thoughts about it. But as time went by and my Twitterers kept requesting a body shot, I decided I would bare all... probably why I've been subconsciously dragging my feet on editing. And the reason I look raggedier & raggedier with each outfit is because I had to take frequent breaks while filming. Why? Well, I get those lovely hives whenever I have an eczema flare-up. If you've never had hives, fly home tonight and kiss your mother. They are the absolute worst affliction and the sure sign you must have been a Nazi or something in a former life. My welts come sporadically all day and go away within about 20 min, but I definitely didn't want red welts all over my boobs & booty preserved for all eternity! And a final note: I wasn't intentionally sticking my chest out! I didn't realize I was doing that! LOL I look like a 12-yr-old who just got her boobs! And Harry Potter will be worn to celebrate the release of Deathly Hallows. It's my fav, but might get converted to a 2-piece because it is SHORT AS HELL! Links to all outfits will be on my site.
MY PSA
MAKE YOUR HOUSE A NO-SHOE ZONE!
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like for you to make your home a No-Shoe Zone! Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy f-ing shoes! Thank you! More to come about that. You Americans need to cut that sh*t out. It's unsanitary and repulsive!
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
New Vids In The Works! Stay Tuned!
Hang tight. My new beauty product vids are coming. I've gotten your emails. I know you're all interested in those. It's just that I want to post a couple of "mind" videos for you guys with some practical tools you can use every morning and every evening to elevate your energy and attraction. "Self-Love" plays such a huge role in "Attracting Success." So I really need to break down some practical steps for everyone to do on a daily basis. I'm editing together videos on:
1. Mirror Work (Looking yourself in the eyes and saying "I Love You" every morning)
2. Looking at Your Goals Every Morning (I watch a Powerpoint slide show during Meditation)
3. Vibrating Meditation (Morning & Evening plus a special trick I use to literally vibrate)
4. Gratitude Journal (Just typing 5 quick things at the end of the day--gratitude attracts success)
5. Subliminal Recordings (I listen to these as I sleep -- and yes, they work wonders)
That's it. All Very Type Z. If all my Subscribers did just those 5 things everyday for a month... 3,900 people doing that... WHEEEW! FORGET ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT -- THE FRIGGIN' EARTH WOULD MOVE! But what I'm really hearing from people is many lack a sense of worthiness... they self-sabatoge in the final lap... they don't feel they deserve to be beautiful... they don't feel they deserve their own time... they truly believe all of the negativity that has been shoved down their throats by people who had negativity shoved down their throats. We're all victims of victims. But to end the our addiction, we have to release all that negativity. To get to your Goal Body, you must begin with Self-Love.
You have the worst addiction there is. If you were a crack-head, meth-head, coke-head... you could walk away and never look at the stuff again. But you can never walk away from your drug... NEVER. You have to face your drug every day, repeatedly, and not indulge in it. How successful would a recovering alcoholic be who had to drink just a swig of liquor each day? Or a recovering addict, who had to shoot just a little heroin. Or Snoop Dogg just taking a puff of marijuanna? You have THE WORST addiction because you can never walk away from it as long as you live... you truly have no choice but to recover from it. So I feel I need to at least just put these videos out, especially right now when the creative energies are so strong and you guys are revved up to get this weight off... and then we can move onto more superficial stuff like stretch marks and eyelash growers!
So bear with me. New videos are coming. Just want them edited nicely and you guys know what a perfectionist I am! :)
1. Mirror Work (Looking yourself in the eyes and saying "I Love You" every morning)
2. Looking at Your Goals Every Morning (I watch a Powerpoint slide show during Meditation)
3. Vibrating Meditation (Morning & Evening plus a special trick I use to literally vibrate)
4. Gratitude Journal (Just typing 5 quick things at the end of the day--gratitude attracts success)
5. Subliminal Recordings (I listen to these as I sleep -- and yes, they work wonders)
That's it. All Very Type Z. If all my Subscribers did just those 5 things everyday for a month... 3,900 people doing that... WHEEEW! FORGET ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT -- THE FRIGGIN' EARTH WOULD MOVE! But what I'm really hearing from people is many lack a sense of worthiness... they self-sabatoge in the final lap... they don't feel they deserve to be beautiful... they don't feel they deserve their own time... they truly believe all of the negativity that has been shoved down their throats by people who had negativity shoved down their throats. We're all victims of victims. But to end the our addiction, we have to release all that negativity. To get to your Goal Body, you must begin with Self-Love.
You have the worst addiction there is. If you were a crack-head, meth-head, coke-head... you could walk away and never look at the stuff again. But you can never walk away from your drug... NEVER. You have to face your drug every day, repeatedly, and not indulge in it. How successful would a recovering alcoholic be who had to drink just a swig of liquor each day? Or a recovering addict, who had to shoot just a little heroin. Or Snoop Dogg just taking a puff of marijuanna? You have THE WORST addiction because you can never walk away from it as long as you live... you truly have no choice but to recover from it. So I feel I need to at least just put these videos out, especially right now when the creative energies are so strong and you guys are revved up to get this weight off... and then we can move onto more superficial stuff like stretch marks and eyelash growers!
So bear with me. New videos are coming. Just want them edited nicely and you guys know what a perfectionist I am! :)
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