Linda Eaves & My Goodie Basket

This is my first interactive post! Read the column on the left & play the short videos on the right.
I am testing out Youtube's new "Private/Unlisted" video setting. LOL

So, I keep a basket of items to return to the store, next to my front door. This basket is comically referred to as my "Return Basket," but is in fact my "Goodie Basket." My friends can always look forward to leaving with random loot, because I never actually return anything to stores. In fact, everyone from plumbers to air conditioning repair men have benefitted from my "Return Basket"; everyone, that is, except me... until now! This weekend, my guests were instead greeted by a basket that looked like this...
Much to their chagrin, everything was returned... well almost everything... I didn't return that horrid Gillette Fusion ProGlide. Even though the lady told me over the phone I could. I don't know, I just felt weird walking in there with a razor I already used! It's been in the bathtub with me; it's seen my boobs! Anyway, as a side note: If you can find one, the Gillette Mach 3 Power--it's the green one--which I have owned since 2005, is truly what's up. That dreadful Gillette Fusion is NOT!
Anyway with my returns, I scored a cool $110... and these are my receipts to prove it. These are all Walmart receipts, but I folded over the address section because I live in rural Florida, and I don't want to run into any of you there... you've seen my boobs! LOL Anyway, as a side note: most of Florida is rural as hell. Those of you who expect to see Mickey Mouse and Voluptuous, Will Smith-type, Miami Senoritas everywhere, will be sorely surprised when you come here and meet us "Real Ones!"
Anyway, if you aren't certain, there are in fact 5 ways to tell if you live in country-ass, rural Florida...
You have HomeDepot, Lowes & TractorSupply, but no Gaps Your "next-door" neighbor lives a half a mile away. You have 5 BBQ Restaurants but no Chinese Restaurants. Your neighbor has 5 cars and only 1 of them runs. Your backyard looks like this... Now you Twitterers see why I'm always whining about spiders. Yes, the peace and tranquility of rural Florida totally rocks... until that peace is shattered by prehistoric, Tyrannosaurus Rex, hairy, overweight, 8-legged beasts, bred in the Amazonian Rain Forest you call a backyard!
So what was my inspiration to make myself richer? Well, as you guys know, I have been listening to Attract Money In Abundance Subliminal Messages, and I've been getting this strong urge to at least calculate up how much money I just pretty much throw away. I justify my "Goodie Basket" with, "oh, but I'm giving stuff away..." In reality, it is an act of not valuing yourself and your own needs. So I sent out a little tweet asking if anyone actually returned things to stores. And of course, an up-and-coming teacher, Ms. Perfect... err... Ms. Linda Eaves, answered. She recommended that I put my receipts in my car and return all that stuff.
So, I decided to take her advice. I called ahead of time to warn them I had a basket full of items and receipts. They laughed and told me to bring it in. Thanks to Ms. Linda Eaves' wisdom & encouragement, I'm $110 richer today... well a few Miami Male Review Strippers are... just kidding! Anyway, everyone check her out and support Youtube-grown teachers. She's 146 lbs lighter and a fabulous teacher specializing in... well... everything!!! And from puppies, to karaoke, to home painting, she welcomes you to join in and enjoy her exciting life journey. Don't miss her new Series "52 Ways To Be Your Lover!" :)

WEBSITE: LindaEaves.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/LindaEaves
YOUTUBE: youtube.com/MsLindaEaves
GUEST HOST: youtube.com/AllAboutTheContent

Don't Even Have The Strength To Complain!

I will post a rant on the hours of life siphoned... devoured... strangled from my existence... trying to get that !%&^#@$ video to output in high resolution. Anyway, it's not going to happen. I may need to go ahead and get Adobe Premiere. I definitely want you guys to be able to see results with the products and I simply can't do that with crappy resolution. This will force me to shoot shorter videos.. which I'm sure is what y'all want anyway. But between the different lighting, outfit colors, text, length, transitions, music, voice-over, etc., there was just no way to get this to output in high resolution... not with my Wal-mart software! UUUUUGGGGHHHH... I don't even have the strength to rant! Anyway, updating my site now and here's my latest video and notes below:



This video is a month old. Sorry guys. Been slowly editing it for a damn month. It has been completed for a week, but due to all of the different clips, skintone, graphics, length, etc., I can't get the thing to output in high res like my Mind Series. Anyway, the last time you saw the tightness of my skin and "My Situation" was this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1oREvzZuM (Loose Skin & Stretch Marks - Impatient Dieter's Secret! 10 in 2010 Liquid Diet Weight Loss) shot on piece of $%, poor-excuse for a camera. This video was shot on a high quality camera, from 100 different angles, in high res... and after all that... EPIC FAIL and I was lookin good too! Anyway, introductory videos for my "Body & Skin" Series will be uploaded this week. Working on the following web pages now:

SCAR DIMINISHING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
"My Bad Situation" (eczema) is all healed now. I cannot stress what an amazing accomplishment that is. My outbreaks last for months on end and are EXTREMELY resistant to treatment. My chest outbreaks were so resistant my dermatologist performed a biopsy to ensure I only had eczema and not a more serious condition (I show you the keloid from that biopsy in the introductory video). I have NOT visited my dermatologist for this outbreak on my back... to be completely honest, I would have seen him if my insane schedule would have allowed it. REPEAT: I did NOT intentionally avoid the dermatologist to "test out my alternative treatment"; however, my healing is 100% the result of Visualization, LOA Subliminal Messages, DMSO, & MSM Lotion; I haven't had ANY medical intervention. I discuss this in my Scar Series. Now diminishing that huge scar is foremost on my Goal List!

STRETCH MARKS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/stretchmarks.html
Monthly showcase of prepping skin with DMSO & applying the following products to treat my stretch marks: MSM Lotion, Shea Butter, Trilastin, & elastiCUR Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy.

ANTI-AGING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Monthly showcase of using anti-aging supplements, as well as prepping my skin with DMSO applying facial creams.

COMPRESSION SUITS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/compressionsuits.html
Monthly showcase of Type Z Toning! Wearing on the treadmill and while I sleep. I'll explain why they work so well and record my progress.

SKIN TIGHTENING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/skintightening.html
With my new MSM regimen, my skin is tighter every day... and I'm giddy with excitement at having real-life haters! WOOOOO! (You Youtube haters blow in comparison!)

HOT HOLIDAY BODY SHOT SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/body.html
Obviously, most sexy costumes are two-piece. The reason the ones I filmed are one-piece was because I wasn't certain if I was going to share my eczema with you guys. I'm stepping way out of my comfort zone. Even though I filmed my eczema, I had second thoughts about it. But as time went by and my Twitterers kept requesting a body shot, I decided I would bare all... probably why I've been subconsciously dragging my feet on editing. And the reason I look raggedier & raggedier with each outfit is because I had to take frequent breaks while filming. Why? Well, I get those lovely hives whenever I have an eczema flare-up. If you've never had hives, fly home tonight and kiss your mother. They are the absolute worst affliction and the sure sign you must have been a Nazi or something in a former life. My welts come sporadically all day and go away within about 20 min, but I definitely didn't want red welts all over my boobs & booty preserved for all eternity! And a final note: I wasn't intentionally sticking my chest out! I didn't realize I was doing that! LOL I look like a 12-yr-old who just got her boobs! And Harry Potter will be worn to celebrate the release of Deathly Hallows. It's my fav, but might get converted to a 2-piece because it is SHORT AS HELL! Links to all outfits will be on my site.

MY PSA
MAKE YOUR HOUSE A NO-SHOE ZONE!
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like for you to make your home a No-Shoe Zone! Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy f-ing shoes! Thank you! More to come about that. You Americans need to cut that sh*t out. It's unsanitary and repulsive!