Anti-Aging, New Booty, Colostrum, Antler Velvet, Compression Suits

Hey Guys! Well it looks like I was too impatient. The video appears to have finally published after 3 days--I knew that would happen as soon as I put the other one up, that's why I didn't take the original down right away. Anyway, video and notes are below.




*DIVA TANTRUM ALERT*
If one more person asks me where they can find product links, I'm petitioning Youtube to require an IQ Test! Seriously? I have a tiny block of time to answer mail & I'm months behind; dammit man, I don't have the time for this nonsense. If you can't find my product links, after I've spent hours creating my videos and inserted large finger graphics pointing toward the links... UNSUBSCRIBE!
My email is to be used only for the following 4 purposes:
1. Telling me how great I am;
2. Telling me what an inspiration I am;
3. Telling me how fabulous I look;
4. Clever, original, humorous hate mail. (No duds please. Haters, I'm a Boss Bitch with Brains, Beauty, and Booty; step your troll game up accordingly.)
Almost anything else you can possibly think to ask has been answered on a 24-page website or in 141 friggin videos.

*NOW RETURNING TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOTES*
http://EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Welcome to ImpatientDieter's Anti-Aging Series. Clearly, Impatient Dieter is becoming a cranky old bag. Follow this spinster attempt to reverse her aging process & onery disposition. For links to all products and more info on my regimen, visit the link above.

MIND:
http://EasyWayShow.com/subliminalmessages.html
Subliminal Messages: Your subconscious controls 95-99% of everything you do. Replace your tired, stifling, negative programs with positive, life-giving, creative ones. Visualization: See it in your mind; manifest it in your life.

EXERCISE:
Z90X Weight Loss Routine: http://EasyWayShow.com/exercise.html
Type Z Toning: http://EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Callan Pinckney is a Beast! I luv her! Follow my progress using Callanetics and Compression Suits.

COLOSTRUM & ANTLER VELVET:
Many brands! I'll review them; you decide what's best for you. The ones I'm taking are $22 & I've never had more energy!

Again, credit to Daniel Vitalis for his teachings on Colostrum & Antler Velvet. Time for Real Talk: I love all you subscribers & I understand many of you raw foodists have issues with him, but I'm personally a fan. Controversial or not, Daniel Vitalis is an unparalleled source of research, powerhouse speaker & phenomenal motivator. I love all his teachings... except that water malarkey. As a germaphobe, R.O. Water trumps Spring Water; getting water out of a random stream or pool is straight filthy. But everything else, I'm right with him. I find him to be a well-read, honorable figure. I tried unsuccessfully to get in contact with that *ahem* "conscious promoter" of his so I could use some video clips to address your guys' questions/concerns/dislikes, because I want y'all to feel as confident in his message as I do--but whatever, forget her. Daniel is a spectacular teacher to follow; strong character; courageously pioneering a new path; engaging speaker; killer tats; individual style; looks like he's rapping when he talks. I put him on the same level as Philip McCluskey, and y'all know how much I love him. Phillip is a King & together, they're the best examples for us on Youtube. Obviously, if you're watching my videos, you aren't the picture of perfect health. Anyone can be a critic & cast stones. I've researched the Raw Teachers many of you believe I should be promoting instead; and guess what, Daniel is right: a lot of what they teach is NOT supported by research, which is why they NEVER reference any when they speak. I've never seen such a thing! These people post videos all over telling you what to put in your body & don't cite a single source; a Jr. High Speech & Debate Team doesn't do that! The only thing the other raw teachers have that Daniel doesn't are professional promoters. With the right PR, Daniel would be on TV & you would be telling stories about how you met him at a raggedy coffee house once. Bottom line: I'll continue to present folks who are good compasses for us. Daniel Vitalis & Phillip McCluskey are hands-down leaders of the pack; there isn't a soul on YouTube who has accomplished as much or lived the lives they have. Subscribe to them: "DanielVitalis" & "LovingRaw". I'll be referencing them a lot in the coming year.

PRODUCT REVIEWS:
Many for 2011. CellFood Skin Gel & Super Skin Serum are incredible! Can't believe how my laugh line diminished. Can't wait to do 30-day update.

YAAAY! MONEY! WOOOO!

OK, as you guys know, my orthodontist is correcting my overbite with retainers. My teeth are looking great -- only a few more months left to go -- video coming next week. Anyway, I was brushing my teeth when I heard something fall... a light "click" sound on the floor. I was in a rush and wasn't paying attention, when suddenly my foot crunched something. I looked down, and it was my top retainer! UUUUGGHHH!! So I visited my orthodontist's office and was told by his assistants it would cost me $300 to get a replacement and would set back my "Operation Buck Teeth" for one month while they ordered a new one. Well, as you guys know, I have been listening to Law of Attraction Subliminal Messages, one of which is this --> Attract Money. For some odd reason, I handed the assistant my retainer before leaving because I didn't know if they needed it for comparison or something when the new one came in. She gave me her typical condescending grin--ufgh... I don't like those chicks! Anyway, my orthodontist is a friggin genius. He had his office call me in the afternoon to say he looked at it and he might be able to simply repair it. So yesterday, I was presented with this (see the video below). You can still see the crack down the center, but that's just because the acrylic is translucent. Anyway, he repaired it by adding acrylic over the top and bottom... SAVING ME $300 BIGGINS, SON! WOOOOO! I'm telling you guys, I have been attracting money all over the place! These Subliminal Messages Rock! I have also been listening to the "Win The Lottery" Messages and I would brag about my Bingo winnings but I had to back off of going... I was becoming a bit of an addict... I was arriving there even before the old people in wheelchairs... plus I'm loud as hell and they all wear hearing aids... my "WOOO"s don't go over well at all!

And... wait a second... I have been attracting money for you guys too! For everyone interested in getting a heavy-duty latex compression suit, I have been in contact with this fabulous company who is offering Total Body Compression Suits With Latex for only $30! Yes, the latex ones... $30. They offer a bunch of others too that I ordered -- some that are hard-core like the Body Magic (with a hook-and-eye closure underneath the zipper), and they even have some that come with booty pads! lolz Now seeing me with booty pads is going to be friggin' hilarious! Y'all don't want to miss this series. They even have some that make your boobs look bigger. Anyway, we'll discuss them all in my Compression Suit Series, starting in a few days -- this is gonna be A LOT of fun. View my Compression Suit Page for details.

Don't Even Have The Strength To Complain!

I will post a rant on the hours of life siphoned... devoured... strangled from my existence... trying to get that !%&^#@$ video to output in high resolution. Anyway, it's not going to happen. I may need to go ahead and get Adobe Premiere. I definitely want you guys to be able to see results with the products and I simply can't do that with crappy resolution. This will force me to shoot shorter videos.. which I'm sure is what y'all want anyway. But between the different lighting, outfit colors, text, length, transitions, music, voice-over, etc., there was just no way to get this to output in high resolution... not with my Wal-mart software! UUUUUGGGGHHHH... I don't even have the strength to rant! Anyway, updating my site now and here's my latest video and notes below:



This video is a month old. Sorry guys. Been slowly editing it for a damn month. It has been completed for a week, but due to all of the different clips, skintone, graphics, length, etc., I can't get the thing to output in high res like my Mind Series. Anyway, the last time you saw the tightness of my skin and "My Situation" was this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1oREvzZuM (Loose Skin & Stretch Marks - Impatient Dieter's Secret! 10 in 2010 Liquid Diet Weight Loss) shot on piece of $%, poor-excuse for a camera. This video was shot on a high quality camera, from 100 different angles, in high res... and after all that... EPIC FAIL and I was lookin good too! Anyway, introductory videos for my "Body & Skin" Series will be uploaded this week. Working on the following web pages now:

SCAR DIMINISHING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/scar.html
"My Bad Situation" (eczema) is all healed now. I cannot stress what an amazing accomplishment that is. My outbreaks last for months on end and are EXTREMELY resistant to treatment. My chest outbreaks were so resistant my dermatologist performed a biopsy to ensure I only had eczema and not a more serious condition (I show you the keloid from that biopsy in the introductory video). I have NOT visited my dermatologist for this outbreak on my back... to be completely honest, I would have seen him if my insane schedule would have allowed it. REPEAT: I did NOT intentionally avoid the dermatologist to "test out my alternative treatment"; however, my healing is 100% the result of Visualization, LOA Subliminal Messages, DMSO, & MSM Lotion; I haven't had ANY medical intervention. I discuss this in my Scar Series. Now diminishing that huge scar is foremost on my Goal List!

STRETCH MARKS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/stretchmarks.html
Monthly showcase of prepping skin with DMSO & applying the following products to treat my stretch marks: MSM Lotion, Shea Butter, Trilastin, & elastiCUR Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy.

ANTI-AGING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/antiaging.html
Monthly showcase of using anti-aging supplements, as well as prepping my skin with DMSO applying facial creams.

COMPRESSION SUITS SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/compressionsuits.html
Monthly showcase of Type Z Toning! Wearing on the treadmill and while I sleep. I'll explain why they work so well and record my progress.

SKIN TIGHTENING SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/skintightening.html
With my new MSM regimen, my skin is tighter every day... and I'm giddy with excitement at having real-life haters! WOOOOO! (You Youtube haters blow in comparison!)

HOT HOLIDAY BODY SHOT SERIES
http://www.EasyWayShow.com/body.html
Obviously, most sexy costumes are two-piece. The reason the ones I filmed are one-piece was because I wasn't certain if I was going to share my eczema with you guys. I'm stepping way out of my comfort zone. Even though I filmed my eczema, I had second thoughts about it. But as time went by and my Twitterers kept requesting a body shot, I decided I would bare all... probably why I've been subconsciously dragging my feet on editing. And the reason I look raggedier & raggedier with each outfit is because I had to take frequent breaks while filming. Why? Well, I get those lovely hives whenever I have an eczema flare-up. If you've never had hives, fly home tonight and kiss your mother. They are the absolute worst affliction and the sure sign you must have been a Nazi or something in a former life. My welts come sporadically all day and go away within about 20 min, but I definitely didn't want red welts all over my boobs & booty preserved for all eternity! And a final note: I wasn't intentionally sticking my chest out! I didn't realize I was doing that! LOL I look like a 12-yr-old who just got her boobs! And Harry Potter will be worn to celebrate the release of Deathly Hallows. It's my fav, but might get converted to a 2-piece because it is SHORT AS HELL! Links to all outfits will be on my site.

MY PSA
MAKE YOUR HOUSE A NO-SHOE ZONE!
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like for you to make your home a No-Shoe Zone! Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy f-ing shoes! Thank you! More to come about that. You Americans need to cut that sh*t out. It's unsanitary and repulsive!